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Song Parodies -> "Please Please Milk the Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Is There Something I Should Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Please Please Milk the Cow"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


This parody is based on the joke that Buck Barrow (Gene Hackman) tells in the film "Bonnie & Clyde."

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Please please milk the cow
Please please milk the cow
Please please milk the cow
Please please milk the cow

I took the truck to town the other day
Had to hear what Dr. Brown would say
Mama's poorly, movin' real slow

The doctor said to me, Leroy, here's what you have to do
You need to give her the gift of a lift from a jug of mountain dew
She thinks alcohol's a sin, so take some milk and put some in
And she'll get a belt without the need to say

Please don't tempt me now
With that evil devil's brew
Keep it far away from here
Whether whiskey, wine, or beer

It's the very thing that drove your daddy mad

So I milked the cow a bucketful
I gave each udder an extra special pull
Took a jug of shine, poured some in there real slow

I put a little bit more of it in every day
It was a potent mixture, if I dropped a match in there it'd blow me away

And my mama gulped it down, best drink she had ever found
Then she grabbed my arm, 'cause she just had to say

Please don't sell that cow
Don't you ever let it go
Never let it get away
I don't care how much they pay

It's the best damn cow that we have ever had

[SOLO]

Please don't sell that cow
Don't you ever let it go
Don't you ever let it stray
If you do I'll run away
Please don't sell that cow
Can't you see that I'm in love
Can't you see how much I yearn
When those big teats start to churn
Please don't sell that cow
Do you think it has some kin
Do you think it will be long
Till you milk that cow again

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AFW - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Takes me back to my childhood farm days...
Wendy Christopher - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Good to see a fellow animal parodist! Top job with this one - made me laugh. 555!
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I'm glad I could milk some laughs out of this one.
Rob Arndt - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, stop milking the system! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I can't help it, I just enjoy mooed music.
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
I love movies that tell a joke, and it's cool how you told it inside the parody and not requiring foreknowledge. Meanwhile, genius, genius title.
Porfle Popnecker - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I appreciate it! What I hate is when a movie starts to tell a joke and then doesn't give the punchline.
Max Power - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Milking jokes are still milkable. While the OS happens to be one of my least favorite of Duran Duran, still it can make a fine parody. 555 buckets of milk from the wasted cow.
Porfle Popnecker - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Reminds me of that other cow joke with the punchline: "You dern fool, you milked the bull again!"
Blaydeman - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Got milk? You sure do! Good work!
Porfle Popnecker - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm udderly thrilled by your comment!
bobpiecheese - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Huh, never would've thought a movie about Bonnie and Clyde would involve a joke about a woman who believed in booze-cows. Weird but amusing stuff here, P-man, 555!
Porfle Popnecker - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! That movie has everything.
Abbott Skelding - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Never saw the movie, but you seemed to hit the pacing pretty well and I think the joke was pretty funny as well.
Porfle Popnecker - July 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! You should check out the movie if you get a chance (even though the joke doesn't really have anything to do with it.)
Matthias - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Had to hear what Dr. Brown would say... Is this a time traveling cow? Bonnie And Clyde cow jokes, Eh? I think I want to see the cow joke from Kingpin next. "We don't have a cow. We have a bull" -spit take!-
D-Mon - July 19, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I almost had a cow while I was reading this! Great job!
Porfle Popnecker - July 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Matthias--now that's a cow joke! D-Mon--thanks, I wasn't sure if the joke's funniness would translate into song.

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