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Song Parodies -> "Reunions"

Original Song Title:

"Union Of The Snake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Reunions"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Telegram says "Get ready!"
"Come now, you better save the date!"
There's a party bringing old classmates together
We have grown old and we have gained weight
Slowly I approach, I can hear my heart beat thump, thump, thump
Hoping everybody won't think that I'm still a shlu-u-ump

Reunion's hard to take, like wooden dimes
Coming up, is my face starting to break out
Like old times?

Walk into the gathering
Give me strength, am I looking all right?
Former enemies, they all approach me
And they start to treat me nice
And we're telling jokes
And show our kids in pho-o-tos
Exchanging business cards and e-mails, it's a schmoozing sho-o-ow!

Reunions, kind of fake, but it's alright
It's kinda weird, it's kinda fun
But you can't turn back hands of time

Reunion! Howdy Kate! Hi, Rebby Stein!
Hey it's Stace
Look there it's Drake,
Donna Drew and Tommy Klein!

Near the evening's close
I'm approached by Jenny Jo-o-oel
Whispers something to me
"Room 220, come on let's go-o--o!"

Reunion, it's so great!
A crazy time!
All grown up, asked on dates
More than I got in my teenaged time!

Reunion, save the date
For the next time
Had the 10th, put me in the place
For the 20-year line!

Reunion! Howdy Trate, George Valentine!
Jenny Pace, Caldonia Lake,
Jonah Brewster, and there's Sandy Fine...

Reunion, save the date
For the next time
Had the 10th, put me in the place
For the 20-year line!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee

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Rex - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody was a lot more fun than high school. :-)
Dr Music - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
It seems we have underestimated you Agri. You are far more than meets the eye. This parody was cool. It reminded us of the jr college reunion me and my brother performed at in 2005- where there was 80's music playing and everybody was dancing the latest dance craze- me and my brother were performing a parody of Everytime You Go Away. You truly are a parody god! We're not worthy! We're oot worthy! We're not worthy!
Meriadoc - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Didn't get back to my home town in time for my 30th. Hope they have a 35th...
Dr Music - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
We're being nice to you Agri. That song of yours is good. Mckludge and the excuses say it's sarcasm but i don't believe a word they're saying. Seriously Agri, you've got serious comedy chops! You're a genius. And also you're very handsome and smell like roses. We're being serious here. We're not sarcastic at all- this is due to the fact we're Literal Genie types like BeetleJuice, whenever we say something like "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle" something like that literally happens. If we were to say a sarcasm remark such as "Yeah right, and i'm a chocolate chip cookie" for example we would get turned into cookies, and if I said..."Yeah right, and i'm Jay Leno" I would turn into Jay Leno. We're magic-like. Because whenever we say a remark or a simallie it literally happens- for example...if I was to say...."Well colour me pink, give me a tail and call me Lolo" i would turn a girly pinkish colour, grow a long tail and be called Lolo, or if it was to say..."Thank goodness I don't have a chin like Jay Leno's" a Jay Leno chin would start sprouting on my face, and If i was to say..."Well I do like to monkey around" I would turn into a monkey.
Matthias - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody was pretty good, it wasn't as good as your Whitesnake entry, but this had a clever use of names to fit the lyrics of the original song, and that's pretty cool.
Max Power - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Indeed
bobpiecheese - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I wonder if my reunion will be like that? NAH, fat chance. Great job once again, Agri!
Syncronos - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I wonder if MY reunion will be like that...but then again, probably not...my high school gave me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder...had to refill my Zoloft script 555 times...
Below Average Dave - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I missed my five year High School Reuning, and have three to go to reach the ten year one--but hey from your parody, sounds like something I do want to check out--my enemies from High School treating me nice would be cool, well, enemy. . .I got along with most people ok. . .
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave: Do try to make it...it is one of the weirdest experiences you may have in your life...some of the events in the above parody were inspired by real life events!

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