Telegram says "Get ready!"
"Come now, you better save the date!"
There's a party bringing old classmates together
We have grown old and we have gained weight
Slowly I approach, I can hear my heart beat thump, thump, thump
Hoping everybody won't think that I'm still a shlu-u-ump

Reunion's hard to take, like wooden dimes
Coming up, is my face starting to break out
Like old times?

Walk into the gathering
Give me strength, am I looking all right?
Former enemies, they all approach me
And they start to treat me nice
And we're telling jokes
And show our kids in pho-o-tos
Exchanging business cards and e-mails, it's a schmoozing sho-o-ow!

Reunions, kind of fake, but it's alright
It's kinda weird, it's kinda fun
But you can't turn back hands of time

Reunion! Howdy Kate! Hi, Rebby Stein!
Hey it's Stace
Look there it's Drake,
Donna Drew and Tommy Klein!

Near the evening's close
I'm approached by Jenny Jo-o-oel
Whispers something to me
"Room 220, come on let's go-o--o!"

Reunion, it's so great!
A crazy time!
All grown up, asked on dates
More than I got in my teenaged time!

Reunion, save the date
For the next time
Had the 10th, put me in the place
For the 20-year line!

Reunion! Howdy Trate, George Valentine!
Jenny Pace, Caldonia Lake,
Jonah Brewster, and there's Sandy Fine...

Reunion, save the date
For the next time
Had the 10th, put me in the place
For the 20-year line!