Song Parodies -> The Fume That'll Kill

Original Song Title:	"A View To A Kill"
Original Performer:	Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:	"The Fume That'll Kill"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Eating food
Full of fume that'll kill

Pickled eggs in cabbage-cages, reekin' swill

Might try potpourri

Butt-tube blows the BLAM I'm baking

Swill goes through me

Now my bleepin' hole hurts, opening wide!

Ass-acreage pried!

A fistery gaping inside, the cheeks ig-nite ---

--- buns spill these ---

Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!

Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of broken beans!

Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!

Pants, into the fire!

(You) Voice your food
Through the fume that'll kill

Between the flames, of ass-inflation's manly swill

My burst pistol-rear's
Foul as blow breaks from my body

Birds fly in fear
My stench chagrin is others' nosey pain

A gas ig-nites,
it's reachin' for the flame!

A gas ig-nites ---

--- butt-can brings ---

Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!

Pants, into the fire!
To anal sounds, of pork and beans!

Pants, into the fire!
That anal hiss, is scalding me!

Pants, into the fire!
Burnt third degree --- through the fume that'll kill !

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Rex - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Somebody light a match! 555 gas masks.

Adagio - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Gahhh!! And a song that complements your parody. 'Kill' is right!! 5's

Jack Wilson - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Johnny D's farted in here, Johnny D's farted in here...5s

John Barry - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Possibly the best fart parody ever.

AFW - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment

A real laughing gas...

Below Average Dave - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

So Kenny isn't the only one that lit his fart on fire. . .very creative toilet humor--and you may want to buy some new pants. . .555

Peter Andersson - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Woe is your kin, neigbours and the world... ;-)

Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL! Methinks I'll start a gross-out contest after the decathlon and SOTY tourneys are done. Fire-fire-five!

alvin rhodes - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment

explosive !

Stuart McArthur - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

fartastic stuff JD - 555

J-Dog 007 - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment

That is absolutely hilarous!!! 555

Johnny D - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Belated thanks to Rex, Adagio, Jack, JB, AFW, Below Average Dave, Peter Andersson, Red Ant, alvin, Stuart, and J-Dog 007!

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Song Parodies -> The Fume That'll Kill

"A View To A Kill"

Duran Duran

"The Fume That'll Kill"

Johnny D

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