Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Leg Waxing Song"

Original Song Title:

"Girls On Film"

Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"The Leg Waxing Song"

The Lyrics

Yet another bane of my life (and I'm sure many others) is the spectre of hair removal. If someone could just invent a razor blade that didn't cause a rash . . . the things you get for being a girl!
Hope that they have still got free appointments at beautician's
Leg wax next Friday - the time ten past three
So I won't wear tights, not even jeans
"Cause the fabric will just stick to me, stick to me
And I'm sure I'll be all red and blotchy
Just as soon as they are all done

Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed

Prise clothes off when I get into the room that's empty
Breathe steady and hope that it will not hurt too much
Hot wax heats up - it is very blue
Cause there's aloe vera there somewhere, there somewhere
And I wonder why I do this again
Because it really does hurt

Get legs waxed
That really is hot stuff
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
It's starting to sting now
Get legs waxed

(instrumental break)

Stretch legs out and I think, "Oh, my God, I'm hairy"
Hair growing, maybe I should try to get waxed more
Bikini line isn't quite so bad
Don't think it hurts so much just there, not just there
But it makes me get so tense waiting for the wax
To get ripped off

Get legs waxed
We are quite mad, ladies
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
Makes them look tidy
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
Won't leave it so long to
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
No having hot baths now

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Agrimorfee - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you seen The 40 Year Old Virgin? ("Kelly Clarkson!!!") Thanks for sharing!
John Barry - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You're waxing poetic. 5s
The Charnstar - August 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I read the title and I could NOT RESIST! LOL! This is a great parody, and HAHAHA 40 Year Old Virgin, 5-5-5

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2585