Hope that they have still got free appointments at beautician's
Leg wax next Friday - the time ten past three
So I won't wear tights, not even jeans
"Cause the fabric will just stick to me, stick to me
And I'm sure I'll be all red and blotchy
Just as soon as they are all done

Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed
Get legs waxed

Prise clothes off when I get into the room that's empty
Breathe steady and hope that it will not hurt too much
Hot wax heats up - it is very blue
Cause there's aloe vera there somewhere, there somewhere
And I wonder why I do this again
Because it really does hurt

Get legs waxed
That really is hot stuff
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
It's starting to sting now
Get legs waxed

(instrumental break)

Stretch legs out and I think, "Oh, my God, I'm hairy"
Hair growing, maybe I should try to get waxed more
Bikini line isn't quite so bad
Don't think it hurts so much just there, not just there
But it makes me get so tense waiting for the wax
To get ripped off

Get legs waxed
We are quite mad, ladies
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
Makes them look tidy
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
Won't leave it so long to
Get legs waxed

Get legs waxed
No having hot baths now