Deep in O-Town is a yellow fat cow
He was glutton and funny somehow
Heffer said that's a hoot,Heffer said that was a hoot
He went to a comic book store
Where Rocko works,Heffer comes back for more
Heffer knows what he does,Heffer knows what he's doing

You live in O-Town,you are fat and clumsy too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you are greedy,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and you're very glutton too
You're still here,kick into gear,don't be lazy,Heffer Wolfe

Your brother,sister,and your parents
Look like werewolves,they were confident
But Heffer you're a cow,Heffer you are a cow
You are a friend of a wallaby
His name is Rocko,you're totally
Such a big fat cattle,a goofball big fat cattle

You live in O-Town,you very glutton too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you're not stupid,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and your life is twisted too
You're still here,kick into gear,you're a doofus,Heffer Wolfe

(crazy Heffer Wolfe,holy Heffer Wolfe,naughty Heffer Wolfe)

You live in O-Town,you are fat and clumsy too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you are greedy,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and you're very glutton too
You're still here,kick into gear,don't be lazy,Heffer Wolfe

You live in O-Town,you very glutton too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you're not stupid,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and your life is twisted too
You're still here,kick into gear,you're a doofus,Heffer Wolfe