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Song Parodies -> "Heffer Wolfe"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Like The Wolf"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Heffer Wolfe"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life.
Deep in O-Town is a yellow fat cow
He was glutton and funny somehow
Heffer said that's a hoot,Heffer said that was a hoot
He went to a comic book store
Where Rocko works,Heffer comes back for more
Heffer knows what he does,Heffer knows what he's doing

You live in O-Town,you are fat and clumsy too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you are greedy,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and you're very glutton too
You're still here,kick into gear,don't be lazy,Heffer Wolfe

Your brother,sister,and your parents
Look like werewolves,they were confident
But Heffer you're a cow,Heffer you are a cow
You are a friend of a wallaby
His name is Rocko,you're totally
Such a big fat cattle,a goofball big fat cattle

You live in O-Town,you very glutton too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you're not stupid,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and your life is twisted too
You're still here,kick into gear,you're a doofus,Heffer Wolfe

(crazy Heffer Wolfe,holy Heffer Wolfe,naughty Heffer Wolfe)

You live in O-Town,you are fat and clumsy too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you are greedy,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and you're very glutton too
You're still here,kick into gear,don't be lazy,Heffer Wolfe

You live in O-Town,you very glutton too
Coming around,you're such a cow,you're not stupid,Heffer Wolfe
You're just a steer,being so weird,and your life is twisted too
You're still here,kick into gear,you're a doofus,Heffer Wolfe

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Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
There's far too little praise for characters like Heffer Wolfe, and I'm not sure if this parody covers it, TSB. But I don't know the pacing to the song, so I have no right to judge.
Michael Pacholek - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was about Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) from "Pulp Fiction." Unlike TSB's subjects, that's a film that's actually been seen by more than 21 Americans.
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I used to watch Rocko's Modern Life! Funny cartoon. I liked the way you described Heffer in the song. Heffer really is fat and gluttonous! But also Heffer is such a funny character in the show! I would have given you three 5's, but pacing needs work.

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