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Song Parodies -> "Hung, See? Like The Bull"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Like The Wolf"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Hung, See? Like The Bull"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ha ha
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Dong once was tiny, light as a wire
Dreamed of salami, pumped like a tire

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Woman you want me, you see my bulge
So catch my secret I'm about to divulge

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

A doctor I found
Said he could shunt blood to my tool
Surgical gown - scalpel went down -
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Straddling seats, adjusting my meat
Doc said he'd shunt blood to my tool
Meatpole's complete, it's size can't be beat
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(guitar riff)

Walked into Macy's, pants were too tight
I need some new ones that can fit me right

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

High blood drumming in my rod like a gong
I feel my heartbeat pumping inside my dong

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

That doctor I found
Man, did he shunt blood to my tool
Sent me to town, I'm makin' the rounds
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Struttin' so fine, I need cord and twine
To help reinforce my zipper-pull
Member's alive, it's got its own mind
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(brief instrumental)

[almost whispered: ]

Hung, see? Like the bull
Hung, see? Like the bull
Hung, see? Like the bull

(brief instrumental)

Proud of my mound, I stand in the crowd
See what a shunt can do for you?
Dong weighs seven pounds, it's kielbasa-round
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Zipper unbinds, needs more cord and twine
That's what my shunt will sometimes do
Johnson's alive, with pumping red wine
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Awed by my mound, a crowd gathers 'round
They see what shunted blood can do
Now all over town, guys envy my mound
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

Feelin' so fine, the gals form a line
Little black book is almost full
Meatpole's alive, it throbs and it thrives
And I'm hung, see? Like the bull

(repeat until sore)

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Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good. Do you think they used the extra skin from my guy?
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely!

Both from your guy....

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/themonkees22.shtml

....and also from my guy as well....

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn59.shtml

Thanks, Leah !
Adagio - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
You always come up with the cleverist titles. Hehe...just saw this, 'repeat until sore'. Good job!!
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been singing this for hours hoping I get 'hung' on the song. I got spammed just before this with a tool enhancement ad. It said 10 inches in 10 days and I thought, why would anyone want to remove a good 4 inches? I guess it takes all kinds. Nice parody, well hung, er I mean done.
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah? Your guy has extra skin? I usually don't have enough left over to close my eyes. :D
Meriadoc - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, naive me, I thought it was going to be about Merrill-Lynch... ;-D
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
No, not MY guy, I mean the beaver guy.... my guy is already hung like a bull ;-)
Rick D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
So THAT'S what happened to Edmund Fitzgerald.
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
The beaver guy? Glad to hear he is at least straight. I did read that parody. It was rather good.
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. And Rick - you have indeed learned the secret of the pride of the American side.
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, do you have that Edmund's phone number? He's someone I'd like to get to know better.
Peregrin - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Very impressive - literally!
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin!
Dinah M - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very very good! Pretty much in keeping with the spirit of the original!
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Dinah M. I think you're right - I guess you could say that this parody sounds like something Simon Le Bon(er) might sing.
dude - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
this is a parody
Dominic L. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
wow... This reminds me of a Frank Zappa song off the Joe's Garage album

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