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Mordor! Mount Doom is thundering
Two hobbits wandering
long is their road
Mordor! The Ring they are carry-ing
Sammath Naur - they're heading
At Cirith Ungol Shelob is lurking
and Gollum has his hands on Frodo's throat
No return to my garden a-working
Evil is upon us with a gloat!
Mordor! Mordor! Destruction - or the victory
our ruse contradictory, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho! Hey!
Mordor! Mordor! Desolation all around
Mount Doom - that's where we are bound, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Mordor! Precious, it'sss oursss be soon
Hob-bitsses, we'll lead to doom
To Shelob's lair!
Mordor! Precious, you'll soon be mine
Shelob will well now dine
Isssn't that fair?
That spider monster has caught my dear Master!
But she will never get him the Ring!
Now the starlight will work like a blaster
And now she'll get some taste of the Sting!
Mordor! Mordor! Shelob, bite now Elven steel
Green blood flows, it hurts for real, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho, Hey!
Mordor! Mordor! Frodo, I will carry you
Together we will all it do, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Mordor! Desert just all around
Sammath Naur we are bound
Woah, I'm so tired
Mordor! We are at Crack of Doom
Ring glows like fiery bloom
Can't throw it in fire!
And Gollum frenzies and attacks now Frodo!
He bites off ring and the finger his hand
But he trips and he falls - oh, no, doe-doe
And Mount Doom blows up in thunder so grand
Mordor! Mordor! Death and lava all around
Fireworks and rumbling sound, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Mordor! Mordor! Hobbits midst of fiery sea
Eagles - will they in time there be? wo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Mordor! Mordor! Barad-Dûr is crumbling down
Sauron, he has left the town, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!
Mordor! Mordor! Orcs are now all leaderless
We have made a quite a mess, wo-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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