-> "Moskvich (Ode to Soviet-Made Cars)"
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"Moskvich (Ode to Soviet-Made Cars)"
Hallmark of Soviet car
Won't get you really far
before it breaks down
lump of the Soviet steel
awful to drive for real -
it's crappiest around
Moskvich is small and ugly and clanky
and the worksmanship leaves desired
It is cramped and unsafe and cranky
in accident it will easily catch fire
Junkyard filler, clunky gear
Blue smoke tells you one is near
safety of a cardboard box
That is car that really sucks
Large as an Edsel, sure
safe as a Pinto, true
don't drive on ice!
Engine that's oversized
chassis that will capsize
Not very nice.
Nickname of Volga is "Flying coffin"
and that name is real well-deserved
Two hundred klicks per hour you'll go rough in
Losing control won't leave much preserved
Monster of the Party boys
their sons' primary favourite toy
all too easy overspeed
Hard to steer and brakes are weak
Beauty from Italy
not really driver's dream
like Soviet submarine
is it's dashboard
Lada grows red rust all so easily
it has not been built to endure
Soviet worksmanship is quite beastly
and its design is not haute couture
It's square box and wheels are round
Watch out for that funny sound
Drops its parts along the road
In the end you'll need be towed
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