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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday"

Original Song Title:

"Pistolero"

Original Performer:

Dschinghis Khan

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Birthday"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Well, February 25th is my birthday, so I thought I'd write a birthday-related parody to celebrate. I know it's a day late, but better late than never, eh? Since I've written most of the Dschinghis Khan parodies for this website, it seems like there would've been no Dschinghis Khan parodies had I not started writing parodies here. Anyways, enjoy the parody, & happy birthday to me!
Today is a very special day for you,
It only comes around one day every year.
Everyone in the world celebrates it too,
And it is a day that we all hold so dear.
We've all been awaiting it so patiently,
But now that day's arrived, hip-hip & hooray!
Today, you're going to be very happy,
For today is none other than your birthday!

Oh, happy birthday!
You're another year older now,
Come on, stand up and take a bow,
This is a special day!
Oh, happy birthday!
Now is the time to celebrate,
For this is such a special date,
Let's rejoice while we may!

Today, we will throw you a birthday party,
And everyone will get to eat birthday cake!
There will be singing, games, and much revelry,
Your friends will all be there, from Mary to Jake!
Blow out the candles & open your presents,
And let's have some cake, & we'll have a good time!
Don't worry; this party won't cost you a cent,
Nor will it cost you a nickel or a dime!

Oh, happy birthday!
You're another year older now,
Come on, stand up and take a bow,
This is a special day!
Oh, happy birthday!
Now is the time to celebrate,
For this is such a special date,
Let's rejoice while we may!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-Oooooooooooohhhhhh,
Happy birth-
Happy birthday!
Savor this day while you still can,
For it's only once a year.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-Oooooooooooohhhhhh,
Happy birth-
Happy birthday!
Enjoy this day while you still can,
May you always hold it dear!

Now this day is over, so let's get to work,
Enjoy your presents & some leftover cake!
On the same day next year, this holiday lurks,
And on that day, another cake will be baked!
Until then, just go about your daily life,
And celebrate others' birthdays as they come.
You may play this tune on your guitar or fife,
If you have neither, you can whistle or hum.

Oh, happy birthday!
You're another year older now,
Come on, stand up and take a bow,
This is a special day!
Oh, happy birthday!
Now is the time to celebrate,
For this is such a special date,
Let's rejoice while we may!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-Oooooooooooohhhhhh,
Happy birth-
Happy birthday!
Savor this day while you still can,
For it's only once a year.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-Oooooooooooohhhhhh,
Happy birth-
Happy birthday!
Enjoy this day while you still can,
May you always hold it dear!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-Oooooooooooohhhhhh!

And many more!
If you're looking for lyrics to Dschinghis Khan songs, go to: http://www.dschinghis-khan.de/texte.htm

If you're looking for Dschinghis Khan songs, they're fairly obtainable through Limewire & such, although it's mostly Moskau that pops up. If you'd rather buy one of their CDs for their music, then they're fairly obtainable over Ebay & such.

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nine inch niles - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty decent! Check out happy birthday by Altered Images, it's pretty cool.
Dylan Baranski - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, as soon as I find out what that's a parody of, I will check it out. Thanks for your appreciation.
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Happy very belated birthday. . .Sorry I didn't get to this one back when you released it:)
Dylan Baranski - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
That's OK. As long as you found it & enjoyed it, that's all that really matters. After all, there are many parodies on this site that haven't been voted & commented on. Heck, I'm going to write a parody about this when I get an internet connection running to my room. P.S., Dschinghis Khan 4 ever!
Dylan Baranski - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
In the interest of fairness, and as a gift to the good people of Amiright.com, I found a website with MP3s for every Dschinghis Khan song! Go to 81.26.155.206/music/Dschinghis_Khan/ if you're interested. Also, go to www.steppenwind.com/texte.htm if you want lyrics to Dschinghis Khan songs. They have lyrics for almost all the Dschinghis Khan songs, except for most of the English songs. (NOTE: I excluded adding the http part because it would recognize the links & forbid me from posting them. Just copy these links over everything in the link bar except for the http, colon, & double slash. Chucky, please don't arrest me! I'm an honest man!) You see, the reason I've not submitted a parody in a while is because my mom got a new computer, and thus gave me her old one. However, I didn't have an internet connection to my room. Technically, I could've still written parodies, but I chose not to because I'd rather have a library of songs to refer to when writing parodies, thus assuring high-quality parodies. Also, my computer's powwer supply cut out on me, so I have to install a new one. I got one, but my mom had some trivial doubts concerning the connectors, so there's another delay. If I can get all these delays outta my way & an internet connection running to my room, then I should be back in action by the beginning of this summer or so. See you all there (I hope)!

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