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Song Parodies -> "Osama Bin Laden"

Original Song Title:

"Hadschi Halef Omar"

Original Performer:

Dschinghis Khan

Parody Song Title:

"Osama Bin Laden"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Well, this is my first parody about Osama bin Laden. Man, I really hate that guy & all who work for him. The original song is another gem from Dschinghis Khan, and since I didn't know much about Hadschi Halef Omar, I figured I'd do a parody about someone better known. Enjoy the parody, as usual.
He was last sighted in Afghanistan,
But he could have escaped to Pakistan.
And time & time again,
We have failed to capture him.

Osama is going down
Along with al-Zawahiri.(1)

His beard & turban make him stand out well,
When we capture him, he's going to hell.
He's gonna die for the crimes he committed against the world.

We will find that man,
That man,
That man,
That man!

O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden.
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden sucks!
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's (2) gonna die!
Die! (x3)

Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden).
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden sucks)!
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!)
Die! (x7)

He doesn't know it, but he'll soon be dead,
We're gonna shoot that sucker in the head.
The only problem is that
We're having trouble finding him.

We hate him so freakin' much,
We'll send him to the devil.

He tried to hurt us on 9/11,
Now when he dies, he can't go to heaven.
He made the mistake of messin' around with the U.S.A.

We will kill that man,
That man,
That man,
That man!

O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden.
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden sucks!
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!
Die! (x3)

Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden).
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden sucks)!
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!)
Die! (x7)

He's gloating because he attacked the Twin Towers and
The Pentagon.
We don't want this terrorist to attack us again.
We want him gone!
He has caused too much damage and he needs to go now!
Let's get that punk!
His full name's too long, how he got it, I don't know how.
It goes like:

Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden,
That is his full name, and we're not making this up at all.
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden,
That is his full name, and we're not making this up at all.

O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden.
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Laden sucks!
O-SA-MA,
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!
Die! (x3)

Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden).
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Laden sucks)!
Osama, Osama,
(Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!)
Die! (x3)

O-SA-MA,
(Osama, Osama)
Osama bin Laden.
O-SA-MA,
(Osama, Osama)
Osama bin Laden sucks!
O-SA-MA,
(Osama, Osama)
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden's gonna die!
Die! (x12)
Cultural Notes:1- Ayman al-Zawahiri is another notorious al-Qaeda operative, and Osama's right-hand man.2-Yep, Osama's full name is Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden. Literally translated, it means "Osama, son of Muhammad, son of 'Awad, son of Laden". Quite a mouthful, isn't it?On another note, Finnish musician Frederik & some other singer named Profect covered the OS as "Sheikki Ali Hassan".Also, if you're looking for Dschinghis Khan lyrics so you can parody any of their songs, go to: http://www.dschinghis-khan.de/texte.htm

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2Eagle - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I think he's hiding out in Branson, MO writing stupid songs to make America meshuga.
Dylan Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Osama writes songs? And where'd you conjecture that he could be in Branson? P.S., You misspelled "meshuggah"
Gotta die? - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What are you talking about? Osama bin Laden is dead, people! Dead, dead, dead! The lawmen of the world swore they would get him, but the devil got him first.
Dylan Baranski - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, OK, that's your opinion, so I respect it. However, I believe that that sucker's still alive.
Dylan Baranski - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, good news, fellow bin Laden haters! I found a website with MP3s for every Dschinghis Khan song! Go to 81.26.155.206/music/Dschinghis_Khan/ if you're interested. Also, go to www.steppenwind.com/texte.htm if you want lyrics to Dschinghis Khan songs. They have lyrics for almost all the Dschinghis Khan songs, except for most of the English songs. (NOTE: I excluded adding the http part because it would recognize the links & forbid me from posting them. Just copy these links over everything in the link bar except for the http, colon, & double slash. Chucky, please don't arrest me! I'm an honest man!)

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