-> "What Should We Do With A Drunken Driver?"
Original Song Title:
"What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?"
Parody Song Title:
"What Should We Do With A Drunken Driver?"
The Lyrics
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Maybe we should do that.
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Kick 'em in the gut with a steel-toed boot,
Maybe we should do that.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
Tie 'em to a post & shoot 'em at dawn,
Tie 'em to a post & shoot 'em at dawn,
Tie 'em to a post & shoot 'em at dawn,
Maybe we should do that.
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
Tie 'em to a noose & hang 'em from a branch,
Tie 'em to a noose & hang 'em from a branch,
Tie 'em to a noose & hang 'em from a branch,
Maybe we should do that.
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
Parade 'em through their town with the tablet of shame,
Parade 'em through their town with the tablet of shame,
Parade 'em through their town with the tablet of shame,
Maybe we should do that.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
(instrumental break)
(police siren sound)
Cop: This is Unit 89, I have a potential drunk driver in my sight, I'm pulling him over now.
(car stops, officer gets out & knocks on window of drunk driver, window opens)
Cop: Excuse me sir, have you been drinking?
(alcoholic beverage spills out of car as window is lowering)
Cop: Well, there's no question about that then. You're under arrest. Step out of the car, please.
Driver: But, occifer, I mean
Cop: There's no excuse for drunk driving. Now please step out of the car, sir.
(end of instrumental break)
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver,
What should we do with a drunken driver
After we arrest one?
Break all their bones with a lead pipe,
Break all their bones with a lead pipe,
Break all their bones with a lead pipe,
Maybe we should do that.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get (what they deserve),
They'll get (what they deserve),
They'll get (what they deserve)
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get (what they deserve),
They'll get (what they deserve),
They'll get (what they deserve)
After we arrest 'em.
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve,
They'll get what they deserve
After we arrest 'em.
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