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Song Parodies -> "You're a Mean One, Mr. Cowell"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

Dr. Seuss

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Cowell"

Parody Written by:

Clint Bishop

The Lyrics

Just once, I wish one American Idol hopeful would sing a song like this for his/her audition.
You're a mean one, Mr. Cowell
You really are too cruel
You're as subtle as a shotgun
You're as witty as a stool
Mr. Cowell
You're a dream-crusher
With a tyrannical rule.

You're pure evil, Mr. Cowell
The devil took your soul
You're an old heartless bastard
A no-talented, pompous troll
Mr. Cowell
Even Paula and Randy, think you're
one big f**king asshole.

You're a cold snake, Mr. Cowell
You'd say "no' to Britney Spears
Make her grovel for a contract
And leave the girl in tears
Mr. Cowell
Choosing between you and Jack the Ripper
I'd take Jack for many, many, years.

You're a miser, Mr. Cowell
You make millions each show tour
Your tongue can spew the insults
You're a spineless TV whore
Mr. Cowell
So from everyone who's singing, here's
a word for you and I quote, Up Yours!

You're a enigma , Mr. Cowell
Our ticket to Hollywood
We'd kiss the ground that you walk on
But you're just, not that good
Mr. Cowell

Somewhere in your poor London home
You must have been locked away alone
Creating such an awful S.O.B.
May you rot in hell all eternity.

You disgust me, Mr. Cowell
Your stench is quite foul, you know
But there's one thing I have to ask
Just who did you have to bl*w?
Mr. Cowell
You're an arrogant obnoxious loser
Wannabee rocker
With a huge ego.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess you said it all.
Phil Alexander - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This would make a great audition piece, wouldn't it?
Yoidy - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, but I would've cheered Mr. Cowell if he said no to Britney Spears! I would've shook his hand if he reduced her to grovelling and tears! Other than that, good parody. 555
Poopie - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
You definitely did a good job here. Btw, this song's from the 60's not the 80's. I still like to give it a 5,5,5.
Below Average Dave - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody, I always hated Simon, he has absolutely no sensitivity at all and is uninteresting at best. ..555
Jonathan - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
this is pretty good but Simon's the only HONEST judge all Randy does is call them dogs and Paula just talks about their clothing so yeah... 555 keep it up!

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