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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Dr. Elmo

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

charmander x (feat. Jonathan)

The Lyrics

Jonathan: WHOOO!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!!! YEEAAH!! CHRISTMAS TIME!!! WOOT! CHRISTMAS... (someone shoves a sock in my mouth to shut me up)
charmander x: it's hard to believe that a sweet old lady did this V
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our roof top Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe


she'd been drinking too much whiskey
and we begged her not to go
but she went off and got her shotgun
and she went onto our roof covered in snow


when we found them Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
they had cane marks on their foreheads
and a set of grandma's steak knives in their backs


Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe


now we're all so mad at Grandma
we ain't taking it so well
how could She have murdered Santa
without wondering if She might go to (fart sound)


it's not Christmas without Santa
we're as angry as can be
and we just can't help but wonder
which of these gifts were for her
which ones for me (ALL FOR ME!!)


Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe


now the Goose is on the table
and the cocktail made of fruit
and the red & white candles
that would just have matched the colors of Santa's suit


I've warned all My friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license to kill
to a girl who gets Her kicks by killing Elves


Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe


(spoken: sing it Grandpa!)


Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but Mrs. Clause might sue us we believe


(spoken: Merry Christmas!)
Jonathan: keep in mind that the line "license to kill" is to be sung quickly so that it matches the pacing of just "license" and also that it's... CHRISTMAS TIME!!! WHOO HOO!! CHRISTMAS... (someone hold up a sock to my face) I'll be good!
charmander x: oh for goodness sake!... anyway Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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Jill - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow to think I only found this just today while skimming through the parody entries for Christmas Eve it's nice to see you working with someone else on a parody charmander Merry Belated Christmas Hey better Belated than Benever right? 5's
Jeff Kurtis - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
wow! just found this it's great! have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year 555!
LittleCupCakes - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, how I miss you GrandPaw . . .
Stan Hall - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry to see Santa go, but good job murdering an awful OS. :-)

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