-> "Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Parody Song Title:
"Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
charmander x (feat. Jonathan)
The Lyrics
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our roof top Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe
she'd been drinking too much whiskey
and we begged her not to go
but she went off and got her shotgun
and she went onto our roof covered in snow
when we found them Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
they had cane marks on their foreheads
and a set of grandma's steak knives in their backs
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe
now we're all so mad at Grandma
we ain't taking it so well
how could She have murdered Santa
without wondering if She might go to (fart sound)
it's not Christmas without Santa
we're as angry as can be
and we just can't help but wonder
which of these gifts were for her
which ones for me (ALL FOR ME!!)
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe
now the Goose is on the table
and the cocktail made of fruit
and the red & white candles
that would just have matched the colors of Santa's suit
I've warned all My friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license to kill
to a girl who gets Her kicks by killing Elves
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for Me and Grandpa we believe
(spoken: sing it Grandpa!)
Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer
happened on our rooftop Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but Mrs. Clause might sue us we believe
(spoken: Merry Christmas!)
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