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Song Parodies -> "Dracula"

Original Song Title:

"Ah Leah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Donnie Iris

Parody Song Title:

"Dracula"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

I think this would sound like a monster classic!
This guy's alive every night
He just bites, and he sucks blood out of humans and it's such a fright
I wish I could set this guy on fire
This guy is known as a vampire, Dracula

Dracula! He's back from the dead!
Dracula! He's out of his f**kin' head!
Dracula! When will he be dead?
Dracula!

I see your neck and I know who's been bitin' it
It's Dracula and I know he's so full of shit
No wonder he never smokes any cigarettes
But he'd rather suck some blood from piglets! Dracula!

Dracula! He's back from the dead!
Dracula! I wish I'd cut off his head!
Dracula! When will he be dead?
Dracula!

Maybe some garlic can get him out of trouble
Maybe I could kill him with some acid bubbles
The next guy I fight could be Hellraiser
Or Freddy or Jason, but first the vampire, Dracula

Dracula! He's back from the dead!
Dracula! He's out of his head!
Dracula! Will he ever be dead?
Dracula! He's back from the dead!
Dracula!

Dracula, Dracula!
Dracula! He'll never, ever get away with this shit, yeah!
Dracula!
Dracula! He will remain dead!

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