Song Parodies -> He Jerks Hard For The Money
| Original Song Title: | "She Works Hard For The Money" |
| Original Performer: | Donna Summer |
| Parody Song Title: | "He Jerks Hard For The Money" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
This parody is about a "soda-jerk" -- a man who works at an ice cream shop called "The Andro Lab", where they serve drinks with funny scientific-sounding names.
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
I met him there in The Andro Lab
And he said why he is there --
"I get paid to jerk,
some people seem to like what I bring!"
Vaseline on his power-hand,
And he's beating it like hell
And he's looking real sweaty
He's making corpus-caverns swell
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
Twenty-eight quarts have come and gone
And his genes have gotten cheers
From the ones they've gone in
They're really pleased to breed him there
It's no sacrifice jerking day to day
He's makin' money from drips of gray
And it's worth it all
To spread his genes everywhere
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
All red he blows, ge-ne-tic man-slime
All red he blows, for thou-sands of man-dimes
He'll never run out
He never will
Not while for dollar bills, he jerks haaaaaarrrrd
( --- instrumental interlude --- )
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
Alright!
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
I met him there in The Andro Lab
And he said why he is there --
"I get paid to jerk,
some people seem to like what I bring!"
Vaseline on his power-hand,
And he's beating it like hell
And he's looking real sweaty
He's making corpus-caverns swell
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
Twenty-eight quarts have come and gone
And his genes have gotten cheers
From the ones they've gone in
They're really pleased to breed him there
It's no sacrifice jerking day to day
He's makin' money from drips of gray
And it's worth it all
To spread his genes everywhere
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
All red he blows, ge-ne-tic man-slime
All red he blows, for thou-sands of man-dimes
He'll never run out
He never will
Not while for dollar bills, he jerks haaaaaarrrrd
( --- instrumental interlude --- )
He jerks hard for the money
So hard that it's funny
He jerks hard for the money
And you bet he beats it right
He jerks hard for the money
So hard for some honey
He jerks hard for the money
So you better treat him right
Alright!
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Haha...my mind's in the gutter, I guess because I thought this was gonna be about something else. Great job anyways.
I just love the oh-so-innocent explanations you put up top, JD...ice-cream parlor? Yeah, right! 555
Same thing Kristof said.
you worked hard..and its funny...5s
Same thing Kristof said, that Royce agreed with, count me in on that OK? 555
Yeah, what everyone else said :-)
Here's to the King of the Double Entendre.
Thought this was gonna be a masturbation parody LMAO well still it was great 555
Your ability to get past the censors still amazes me, Johnny boy.
Hehehe...soda jerk.
Hehehe...soda jerk.
So da jerk used vaseline, eh?
He jerks hard for the money, so good with the pun-nies, know Johnny's really funny, so I'm voting triple 5.
Thanks very much, Billy, Kristof, Royce, alvin, Rick, Phil, JB, Jack, Charlie, AFW, and Red Ant.
Just a lick on his ice cream cone...?
oh great, I was after a lime soda spider! - so where the hell am I going to get any cream? - LOL, JD - 555
Something fishy about this icecream parlour.
ANY subject, ANYwhere...huh, Johnny? 5's :)
Thanks Merry & Stuart & Luke & Pat!
(SOTM) Johnny, I think there's a rule against putting up original lyrics and call them a parody! What, you mean these are not the original lyrics? Ha, I don't believe that, and you supplied the proof yourself! :-)
[SOTM] Good stuff! Oh, and the parody was decent too! 555
[SOTM] Clearly, this is one soda jerk who makes stiff drinks as well. Very funny.
(SOTM) See above!
SOTM--weird that I've never commented on this...I know I've read it. Um...just what I've come to expect from you, Mr. D...
(SOTM) See above...
LMAO...you jerk!! Great stuff, Johnny. SOTM
This is terrible. Would you let your mother read this? What if she came into your room and saw this on your computer? If my son wrote something like this I would be horrified! It isn't very nice of you to try and sneak it through the censors. They are there for a reason. Maybe your other teenage friends like to read smut, but there are children and adults that don't need to see this!
(SOTM) Johnny pulled off another one!
Well, I missed this one...or avoided it to not think of Donna Summer...not sure which...but the comment of "Mother" got my attention so I came over to see what type of terrible, terrible, wicked thing you produced here...I think it's funny...and I don't see anything dirty here...double-entendres? Maybe...so what? "Mother" has her mind in the gutter...thas wot methinks, anyway...5's ~ ~ ~
i let my mother and grandmother read this and they both thought it was funny. i figure if adults dont want to read it, then they can choose not to read it...and you can always just keep your kid locked in a room forever so he doesnt get a taste of the real world. yeah, im sure your kid has no idea about any of this. keep telling yourself that.
Even if you don't agree with her sentiment, attacking "A Mother" for stating her opinion is pretty low. Johnny allowed for comments, so you should all respect the fact that they may not all be praise.
(SOTM) I wouldn't let my kids listen to Donna Summer, but I certainly would let them read this parody (If I had kids of course), very enjoyable Johnny
respectfully stating an opinion is one thing. responding the way she did is another.
He jerks hard on the monkey? What? Oh, must have read that wrong. Good song, but I might have tried some variations in the choruses (although it was pretty funny as is).
(SOTM) Really enjoying some of the comments, paricularly from "A Mother"..."your other teenage friends"? LOL! How many teenage "friends" have you got, JD? Is there a Michael Jackson-type scenario going on that we don't know about? Great job on the parody.
(SOTM) This is disgusting! I hope you think long and hard about your next parody, mister!
(SOTM) Comic Genius at work here.
(sotm) what Kristof said about "A Mother" and what Rick C said about your parody genius - now I hope the Lewd Submitters get to see this and learn - a nice innocent smutless parody
Another semenal work tossed off by Johnny D. I mean seminal. But I gotta tell ya, if the soda jerks at my ice cream shop were blowing genetic man-slime, I'd probably go get some Oreos instead.
By the way, "A Mother" said something I totally agree with: "If my son wrote something like this I would be horrified!" Because up until then, I wouldn't have known I had a son.
By the way, "A Mother" said something I totally agree with: "If my son wrote something like this I would be horrified!" Because up until then, I wouldn't have known I had a son.
(SOTM) 5's
I've seen rich jerks and I've seen poor jerks. Trust me when I say that jerkery knows no financial pedigree. - Neil Cavuto
I've seen rich jerks and I've seen poor jerks. Trust me when I say that jerkery knows no financial pedigree. - Neil Cavuto
It's rough commenting after a lot of other people. And I actually believed your innocent explanation for a second. Well-done as always. One question: "Do you think it ever gets to him that people can yell 'HEY JERK' while he's working?"
(SOTM) like the comment above says, it's hard to comment after so many others. Anyway, I read this when it came out and again now and its definitely a classic johnny D-style parody. And it almost pulled off the ruse of innocence, but how else is the soda being referred to as man-slime supposed to be interpreted. This isn't really my favorite style of parody, but this is done very well for what it is.
SOTM.. Very funny. And I love parodies that say one thing and can totally mean another. Well done Johnny. 555
I'll say one thing and mean another. This parody is as wholesome, boring and yawnworthy as when I first read it!
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