-> "Joan is in Control"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is In Control"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Joan is in Control"
The Lyrics
I clean and scrub my mansion
Making sure my house is spic and span
I treat my servants like garbage
And my darling kids are in my command
If you think that I am acting
Then, you're in for a big surprise
My name's Queen Bee Joan Crawford
And you'd better look me in the eyes
You will obey every command
Or I will tear you down to size
CHORUS
I'll beat you with my wire hangers
Joan is in control (Whoo-oo)
I'll beat you with my wire hangers (Oh yeah)
Cause I told you so
BASS LINE
Tina, you will obey
You defy me, and you will pay
Call me Mommie Dearest
And you'd better mean it like it's true
Cause if you, you ever try to talk back
I will hit and slap you black and blue
Cause I, I make the cash and pay bills
And buy all your Christmas toys
But you, you only get one present
Others go to all the girls and boys
You better eat that blood rare meat
Or else I'll fill your ears with noise
CHORUS 2X
Just write those thank you notes
And make that list of Christmas cards to fans
I don't care what you think
You do just what I say, obey all my demands
Or I will beat with my hands
BASS LINE 2X
You will obey all my commands
Or I will tear you down to size
Chorus, Bass Line and Bridge in Counterpoint until fade
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