-> "The Start of the Culture War"
Original Song Title:
"The End of the Innocence"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Start of the Culture War"
The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Remember when the world made sense
And laws remained after sorrow
Didn’t mind struggling with the debt
With jobs helping me past tomorrow
But social media land got bad
As we’ve purged our cable with every ad
Reading headlines just makes us mad
We don’t need more info
(Chorus)
But, there’s not a place that you can go
Digital footprints
See outside the people march
The taggers spray on your streets
You can put your head under the sand
And lose your rights from all around you
Affix the boards to your store
This is the start
This is the start of the culture war
(Verse 2)
How hideous, the scarves they wear
The colours don’t match your ancestry
They’re keeping secrets on down low
For this stuttering man and his presidency
Sending weapons supports Riyadh
As we’ve purged our cable with every ad
We slowly call ourselves comrade
While lockdowns still persist
(Chorus)
But, there’s not a place that you can go
To gather your receipts
We’ll see outside the people march
The taggers spray on your streets
Just put your head under the sand
And lose your rights from all around you
Affix the boards to your store
This is the start
This is the start of the culture war
(Instrumental Bridge)
(Verse 3)
What is left for us to think
Now our land is on, the brink
But, sometime posting in the past
Makes you become the next outcast
You read all of those death threats
And lose all jobs with those regrets
There is no image you can like
From products we can’t buy
Just put your head under the sand
And lose your rights from all around you
Affix the boards to your store
This is the start
This is the start of the culture war
(Outro)
Oh nah nah
Naaah
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