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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Laundry"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

Parody Written by:

Tiffanie Faith

The Lyrics

I spend my weekend on the things to do
No time to sleep in, no time to snooze
I’d really like to drink some booze
I’ve got dirty laundry

Well, I coulda had a party , but I wound up here
And the owner of the coin-op won’t let me drink beer
I wish it would just disappear
All the dirty laundry

Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Soap the laundry up
Watch it spin around

Gotta put a little bleach in my load of whites
And I’m trying not to splash it on my leopard print tights
Watching other families fight
Over dirty laundry

Have I finished all my bedding, and the bedspread yet?
You know the girls in the dorm room have a running bet
I wish that I could just forget
All this dirty laundry

Well I want to keep an eye on what loads are done
And a basket full of wet clothes really weighs a ton
There’s no way to make this job fun
It’s just dirty laundry

Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Soap the laundry up
Wet the laundry down
Add a little bleach
Watch it spin around

Dirty little panties
Dirty little shirts
I’ve got these dirty little handprints from some dirty flirts
Cleaning stains from my desserts
Off my dirty laundry

Do some reading on my Kindle, grab a magazine
Put another quarter in the drying machine
Barely half my clothes are clean
Too much dirty laundry

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Lifeliver - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
One of my favorite Henley originals. The re-united Eagles used to rock out with this on stage. I like the literal interpretation of the original metaphor. Cohesive, concept works well.

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