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Song Parodies -> "Willard Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Willard Romney"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

If you want a corporate oligarchy, then this crook is your man. Democracy sold to the highest bidder! Don't say you weren't warned. I will assume that any dissenting comments are coming from rich MoFos who don't give a %$#@ about anyone but themselves!!!
We hear him lying on the Evening News
He's got more money...more than Howard Hughes
We just want to see him lose, Good ol' Willard Romney

Well, he used to be a Guv'nor, lots of taxes & fees
Over at Bain Cap-i-tal, they did as they pleased
Send some more jobs overseas just like Willard Romney

Profits going up, wages going down
Profits going up, wages going down

Profits going up, taxes going down
Screw the middle class, Push us all around

Got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde...Mitt Romney's wife
She won't tell you that she never worked a day in her life
It's interesting when people lie, look at Willard Romney !

"Do you wanna' another tax cut?" is what Romney said.
"How about a nice ten-thousand dollar bet?"
Add some trillions to the debt, here comes Willard Romney.

(solo)

Gotta' help all the rich folks, keep their taxes low.
He don't want us all to know just how far he'll go
Just keep up the status quo, vote for Willard Romney

Profits going up, wages going down
Profits going up, wages going down

Profits going up, taxes going down
F**k the middle class, Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets, Dirty little lies
Got most of his investments out there in the Cayman Isles.
Obama'll cut him down to size, yes sir, Willard Romney

He'll undo the regulations; Wall Street gambling
In a couple of years, they'll go and lose everything
If you think that Crap is King, vote for Willard Romney!

(solo)

Profits going up, wages going down
Profits going up, wages going down

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 8

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Brock O'Brahma - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Not the parody, which I didn't read so no vote. Your Holmesian deduction on dissenters. How did you know I was a rich MoFo who doesn't give a %$#@ about anybody but myself. TTFN, got to get back to my business of selling the organs of poor folks on the black market. Business has been booming since O got elected.
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't believe you wrote a Mitt Romney parody to "Dirty Laundry" and didn't mention his "magic Mormon underwear!" But, yes, crap is king. Or, as the ancient Romans put it, "Excreta tauri vincit omni." BS conquers all. Not in this country, not anymore!
CryHavoc - December 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Pacing Five, amusement three overall two I would have liked to see GM and Chrysler fail...I would call it Tucker's Revenge but remember Obama's slogan...Time for change.....YOURS!!!

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