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Song Parodies -> "All She Wants To Do Is Tax!"

Original Song Title:

"All She Wants To Do Is Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"All She Wants To Do Is Tax!"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about crybaby Hillary's obsession with taxes. It's funny how the liberals always say that we never pay enough in taxes, but they don't pay taxes themselves! It's always somebody else's responsibility. No, no, no the rules don't apply to them- because all they want to do is tax!
Pickpocketing taxpayers
Again and again
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

Liberals have been criminals
Since lord knows when
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

Got her degree in a box of cracker jacks
She don't even know how to send a fax
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

Lazy people waitin' round for a handout to fall from the sky
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

Wild-eyed liberals that ain't afraid to lie
And all she wants to do is tax, tax
Behind our backs

She'll pardon tax cheats
But only liberal elites

She lost the primary (BOO!)
She had to step down (HOO!)
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is tax

She was endorsed by all the media hacks
Now our bills are raised to the max
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

She buys her pants suits at Goldman Sachs
Then she'll revile behind our backs
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

I'm talkin' 'bout the credibility she lacks
She's like a train off it's tracks
And all she wants to do is tax, tax
Behind our backs

She pardon tax cheats
But only liberal elites

She lost the primary (BOO!)
She had to step down (HOO!)
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is tax

Well the government wiretapped the phones
At the local disco lounge
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

She helped the government
Grab all the money it could scrounge
And all she wants to do is tax, tax

Poor Oprah might have to trade a Lexus for a Subaru
And all they want to do is tax, tax

She'll help drug addicts buy
All the the drugs that they can do
And all she wants to do is tax, tax
Behind our backs

Well we barely have a nickel
Piggy banks are all cleaned out
Looks like the tax man won the lottery
Now the people start to shout
They said, "Now don't come back here, Hillary!"
But if she ever do
She'll steal your money
'Cause all she wants to do is tax
Behind our backs

She'll pardon tax cheats
But only liberal elites

She lost the primary (BOO!)
She had to step down (HOO!)

All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is tax
Behind our backs
All she wants to do is
All she wants to do is tax!

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rob - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
you left out stealing furniture from the white house. i think she took bill and monicas BJ chair from the oral office. great parody !
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Rob, thanks for the funny comment. Yeah, she probably took the BJ chair for the "Clintonian" museum back in Arkansas. By the way, does anybody know what happened to that blue dress that Monica cherishes so much?
Mark Scotti - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
That was hilarious! lmao!!!
Greg Hoffman - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
This was NOT hilarous. I bet bor, Andria, Michael Pacholek, Your Mom, and all those other folks would agree. And your deliberate attacking of Hilary is rather sexist. I choose not to vote on this one.
JayTheCritic - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Don Henley is, and has always been a jerk!!! He's a true Schleprock, but not with a black cloud over him, it's more like a black hole. He may have written some great songs, but he is rude to people in person (Where he resides in Claremont.) Rude to his fans. Rude to people in the music industry and an overall Jerk!! The song was a joke! Why is it OK Liberal musicians to do it??? IE: S. Palin, ex Pres. Bush etc. But no… You can never mock the Left. They have no sense of humor. And Henley is, and has always been a rude Jerk to those who have had the misfortune of meeting him, even at his house, when guests of his wonderful wife, he’s a Jerk!

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