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Song Parodies -> "The End of the Internet"

Original Song Title:

"The End of the Innocence"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"The End of the Internet"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
You used to netsurf all day long
You rode the web all of the time
Racked up the biggest phone bill in the world
'Cause mommy and daddy didn't mind
But sometimes the world wide web derails
And you've reached the end of your webpage trails
You can go and search through your emails
There's no more sites to find

There's no other page where you can go
You can't refresh again
You might as well go wave goodbye
Go out, go find a girlfriend
'Cause you've been to every site around
And the time you've spent is quite astounding
There's no site you ain't been to yet
This is the end
This is the end of the internet

O beautiful, for wasted time
But now that time is finishing
Why bother to go look for more?
You can turn it off now, you've seen everything
The World Wide Web sometimes derails
And you've reached the end of all your webpage trails
You can go and search through your emails
You've left those sites behind

There's no other page where you can go
Get up, your time is done
Go read a book or go outside
Get out and play in the sun
You've been to every site around
The time you've spent is quite astounding
There's nowhere you ain't been to yet
This is the end
You've reached the end of the internet

The time for slacking off has passed
So go get up off your fat ass
You should turn it off because
You need to find out what a real person does
There's nothing here that you should miss
So put away your floppy disks
And you can take one long last look
Now go and get a life

You've been to every site around
The time you've spent is quite astounding
It's time to turn it off, you bet
'Cause this is the end
This is the end of the internet
Oh no no...

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