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Song Parodies -> "The Toys Of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Boys Of Summer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"The Toys Of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Santa Claus In The Sky
Santa Claus In The Air
I See Him With Reindeer
It's Christmastime Again

Emerson, Lake And Palmer CDS
The Elves Will Make That For Me
He's Flying By My House
Though I'm Sleeping In Bed

And I Can't See You
Your White Beard Pasted To Your Chin
You Got Your Sack On Your Back
Red Coat On Santa

And I Can't See You
My Gifts For You Will Still Be Strong
After The Toys Of Christmas Are Gone

Here On Thanksgiving Week
We See Santa Claus At The End Of The Parade
But We Don't Hear Him Say Ho Ho Ho
We Just Hear Don Pardo

I All Know That Santa Is Real
We All Know That
Those Days Are Here Again
I Should Just Let Them Go

I Can't See You
Your White Beard Is Pasted On Your Chin
You Got Your Sack On Your Back
Red Coat On Santa

And I Can't See You
My Gifts For You Will Be Strong
After The Toys Of Christmas Are Gone

I'll Never Will Forget Those Days
I Wonder If The Tree Will Light
Remember When The Cat Climbed Up It
Remember When The Dog Had To Bark

Now I Don't Understand What Happend To Rudolph
Now Santa Rudolph Wants To Fly
Gonna Show You What Christmas Is All About

I Can't See You
Your White Beard Is Pasted On Your Chin
You Got Your Sled Ready To Go?
Now Reindeer

And I Can't See You
My Gifts For You Will Still Be Strong
After The Toys Of Christmas Are Gone

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Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Lumps of coal until you learn how to rhyme. Until then, you may have a future as a Beat Generation poet, but not as a parodist!

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