Song Parodies -> Dirty Undies
| Original Song Title: | "Dirty Laundry" |
| Original Performer: | Don Henley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dirty Undies" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i don't like undies when they're spankin' new
i like 'em stinkin'...stinkin' like my poo
people think that i'm confused
i love dirty undies
well, good hygiene ain't a factor...from what i hear
i don't want to smell good...i guess that's pretty clear
farts are comin' from my rear
i got dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
i saw my mama get the bleach out...soap made of lye
she said, "throw 'em in the damn wash"...with a gleam in here eye
guess no one loves my shorts but i
i love dirty undies
yes, they are an aberration...foul as they get
you know, i stink like a bathroom...can you smell me yet ?
i'm a grungy boy, you bet
i wear dirty undies
you don't really want to know how long they've been on
you don't really want to know just when they were donned
they've been on enough, love
they're my dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
dirty little undies...odor starts to rise
we've got our dirty little fingers inside our filthy flies
what we find is no surprise
we find dirty undies
mama tells me that they must go...yet to them, i cling
stickin' to my buns...i love the joy that they bring
i just love these grimy things
i love dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
i like 'em stinkin'...stinkin' like my poo
people think that i'm confused
i love dirty undies
well, good hygiene ain't a factor...from what i hear
i don't want to smell good...i guess that's pretty clear
farts are comin' from my rear
i got dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
i saw my mama get the bleach out...soap made of lye
she said, "throw 'em in the damn wash"...with a gleam in here eye
guess no one loves my shorts but i
i love dirty undies
yes, they are an aberration...foul as they get
you know, i stink like a bathroom...can you smell me yet ?
i'm a grungy boy, you bet
i wear dirty undies
you don't really want to know how long they've been on
you don't really want to know just when they were donned
they've been on enough, love
they're my dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
dirty little undies...odor starts to rise
we've got our dirty little fingers inside our filthy flies
what we find is no surprise
we find dirty undies
mama tells me that they must go...yet to them, i cling
stickin' to my buns...i love the joy that they bring
i just love these grimy things
i love dirty undies
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
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Excuse me while I go and puke...that was really nauseating, Al, but funny and well crafted as usual. 555
Still a bit squeamish as I am typing, but that was incredibly funny and well written. Nice job!
This stinks!! Butt-- I'm giving it 5s. Well done, Alvin!
thank you kristof, cookie-man and rod, so happy to have disturbed you
Mix Howard Stern with the contents of an unflushed toilet and you have this crap!
entertaining; can't imagine going one day without soap and water
i'm kind of a hippie type....what is this "soap and water" ?
A tummy turner and a knee slapper! A triple 5er too!
Yum!
This was so foul butt I laughed may @ss off at "...stinky, wet, and brown"!
Dude...that's all I got for ya. Just...dude. And 555 too, of course.
thank you all for looking at my disgusting thong...er...i mean song
Yikes! 555! First Kristof's grossities.....then my grossities....now.....THIS! Looks like we all made a trip to the Grossity Store today.
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