Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Dirty Undies"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Undies"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i don't like undies when they're spankin' new
i like 'em stinkin'...stinkin' like my poo
people think that i'm confused
i love dirty undies

well, good hygiene ain't a factor...from what i hear
i don't want to smell good...i guess that's pretty clear
farts are comin' from my rear
i got dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown

i saw my mama get the bleach out...soap made of lye
she said, "throw 'em in the damn wash"...with a gleam in here eye
guess no one loves my shorts but i
i love dirty undies

yes, they are an aberration...foul as they get
you know, i stink like a bathroom...can you smell me yet ?
i'm a grungy boy, you bet
i wear dirty undies

you don't really want to know how long they've been on
you don't really want to know just when they were donned
they've been on enough, love
they're my dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown

dirty little undies...odor starts to rise
we've got our dirty little fingers inside our filthy flies
what we find is no surprise
we find dirty undies

mama tells me that they must go...yet to them, i cling
stickin' to my buns...i love the joy that they bring
i just love these grimy things
i love dirty undies

stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown
stickin' to my buns...stinky, wet and brown

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kristof Robertson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Excuse me while I go and puke...that was really nauseating, Al, but funny and well crafted as usual. 555
Cookie-man - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Still a bit squeamish as I am typing, but that was incredibly funny and well written. Nice job!
Rod Worden - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This stinks!! Butt-- I'm giving it 5s. Well done, Alvin!
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you kristof, cookie-man and rod, so happy to have disturbed you
aoid - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Mix Howard Stern with the contents of an unflushed toilet and you have this crap!
Royce Miller - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
entertaining; can't imagine going one day without soap and water
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm kind of a hippie type....what is this "soap and water" ?
Ol' John Brown - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A tummy turner and a knee slapper! A triple 5er too!
Underpants Gnomes - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yum!
new guy - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This was so foul butt I laughed may @ss off at "...stinky, wet, and brown"!
The Great Karlando - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude...that's all I got for ya. Just...dude. And 555 too, of course.
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for looking at my disgusting thong...er...i mean song
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yikes! 555! First Kristof's grossities.....then my grossities....now.....THIS! Looks like we all made a trip to the Grossity Store today.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/donhenley16.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 689