I haven't done laundry in seven weeks.
My poor pair of skivvies have several streaks.
They'd even scare way the freaks.
I've got dirty undies

I once started doing laundry
But I just gave up
I started begging.
There's no change in my cup
Things sure are not looking up
I've got dirty undies

Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back

A bubble-headed bleach blonde
Came by at five
You can tell the stench got her
By the tears in her eye
It's int'resting when people cry
I've got dirty undies

Can they get any stiffer?
Have they hardened yet?
Wonder what infection
I'll next get
Better take me to the vet
I've got dirty undies

You didn't really want to find out
What I have on
And my lack of hygiene,
How far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
I've got dirty undies

Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back

Dirty little skid marks
Dirty little fly
A new pair of undies
I cannot buy
The smell will make you want to die
I've got dirty undies

The song is almost over
You might want to sing
When asked about it
You won't say a thing
'Cause we all know that crap is king
In my dirty undies

Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back
Yellow in the front
Brown in the back