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Song Parodies -> "They Took Out All the Science"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me With Science"

Original Performer:

Dolby Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"They Took Out All the Science"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

In honor of Darwin's Birthday and Georgia's recent attempts to remove the word "evolution" from textbooks.
It's such an absurd notion
Darwin causing controversy
Sailing southern oceans
Only recording what he sees
mm - But they took out all the science
"They took out all the science!"
And got rid of biology

When we examine nature
"Took out all the science - science!"
Humans came from animals
"Took out all the science-science!"
"Science!"
Science!"

mm - But it's such an absurd notion
Darwin causing controversy
Sailing southern oceans
Only recording what he sees
mm - But they took out all the science
And got rid of geology

When Darwin is banned you will see
"Took out all the science - science!"
"Science!"
Apes will catch up easily
"Took out all the science - science!"
"Science!"

It's an absurd notion
Six thousand years from Eve to me
Let's keep faith in the churches
And science out of Sacristies
"They took out all the science"
Replaced it with theology

"Good heavens miss Lucy - You're beautiful!"
I -
I don't believe it!
There they go again!
We thought we proved the scientific method
Dark Ages are back
With heresies
And antiquated notions

But! - It's an absurd notion
Darwin causing controversy
Sailing southern oceans
Only recording what he sees
mm - But they took out all the science
"The took out all the - the science!"
They took out all the -
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2004 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Phil Alexander - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
mac - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I love that song. Good parody.
Claude Prez - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
"Apes will catch up easily." Good stuff.
Steven Cavanagh - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the issue was not to remove "evolution", but permit the mention of holes in evolutionary theory, eg www.discovery.org/articleFiles/ PDFs/survivalOfTheFakest.pdf. Nice parody though.
Johnny D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!

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