Song Parodies -> Takin' The Train To Hogwarts
| Original Song Title: | "Breaking The Chains" |
| Original Performer: | Dokken |
| Parody Song Title: | "Takin' The Train To Hogwarts" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This takes place in the first part of "The Sorcerer's Stone" book where Harry waits for the Dursleys to take him to King's Cross, the train station. Though, Platform Nine-And-Three-Quarters is behind it
Sit there waitin'
In my room
I feel the torture
Because of Dudley's room
I gotta get out
To go catch
The Hogwarts train
Long time ago
I met Hagrid
Who told me about
A great school called Hogwarts
He gave me a ticket
To take the train
At Platform Nine-
And-Three-Quarters
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Today, I'll be feelin' free
I'll be takin' the train
The same letters
Durin' the days
Angered the Dursleys
Something happened one day
The pig tail
On the ass
Made Dudley cry
Caught my letter
I have read
About that Hogwarts
After I met Hagrid
I am a wizard
Who is sincere
I will attend
My first Hogwarts year
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Today, I'll be feelin' free
I'll be takin' the train
Here I am at
The station
I looked around
For the wizard station
I feel the pain
Cause of my scar
But I will live
I'm away
And I'm so glad
Don't miss the Dursleys
Because they drive me mad
I'm on the train
With Ron Weasley
And Hermione
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Right now, I am feelin' free
Now, I'm takin' the train
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Right now, I am feelin' free
Now, I'm takin' the train
In my room
I feel the torture
Because of Dudley's room
I gotta get out
To go catch
The Hogwarts train
Long time ago
I met Hagrid
Who told me about
A great school called Hogwarts
He gave me a ticket
To take the train
At Platform Nine-
And-Three-Quarters
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Today, I'll be feelin' free
I'll be takin' the train
The same letters
Durin' the days
Angered the Dursleys
Something happened one day
The pig tail
On the ass
Made Dudley cry
Caught my letter
I have read
About that Hogwarts
After I met Hagrid
I am a wizard
Who is sincere
I will attend
My first Hogwarts year
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Today, I'll be feelin' free
I'll be takin' the train
Here I am at
The station
I looked around
For the wizard station
I feel the pain
Cause of my scar
But I will live
I'm away
And I'm so glad
Don't miss the Dursleys
Because they drive me mad
I'm on the train
With Ron Weasley
And Hermione
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Right now, I am feelin' free
Now, I'm takin' the train
Takin' the train to Hogwarts
Far away from the Dursleys
Right now, I am feelin' free
Now, I'm takin' the train
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