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Song Parodies -> "A Halloween in My Town"

Original Song Title:

"A Nightmare on My Street"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"A Halloween in My Town"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about what's happening in Halloween
Now I have a story that I'd like to tell
About this guy you all know him, he had me scared as hell!
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and there is a Jack-O-Lantern!
He wears the jack-o-lantern every single night
And even if it's hot, outside he wears it anyway!
He's gone when I'm awake but he shows up when I'm asleep
I can't believe that there's a Halloween - on my town!

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be good
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movies
I got Angie, Jeff got Tina
Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
We saw their town and man it was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the Halloween, but on my town!

It was burnin in my room like a big moon
My bed soaked with sweat, and man, I was buggin
I checked the clock and it came before Christmas
It had melted it was so darn hot, and I was thirsty
I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
Stop watching Hocus Pocus, and then I almost choked
When I heard this awful voice comin from behind
It said, "You cut off 'Hocus Pocus' and now you must die!"
Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was
Broke outside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz!"
Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped hookin
Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreamin"
I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I figured since this is a dream I might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the Big Bad D.N.
But Freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said, "Here's what we'll do.
We gotta lotta work here, me and you.
The souls of your friends you and I will claim.
You've got the body, and I've got the brain."
I said, "Yo Mary, I think you've got me all wrong.
I ain't partners with NOBODY with nails that long!
Look, I'll be honest girls , this team won't work.
The girls won't be on you, Winnie your face is all burnt!"
I patted him on the shoulder said, "Thanks for stopping by."
Then I opened up the door and said, "Take care guy!"
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt!"
It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, "Sarah, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here."
No further words and then I saw the fountain
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, "Oh please do somethin with John!"
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
And then silence! It was a whole new day
I thought, "Huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway."
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare, on my street

Oh man, I gotta call Winnie, I gotta call friend
Come on, come on
Come on Winnie, answer
Come on, man

Hello?

Friend, this is Winnie, man
Friend, wake up,
Friend, wake up

What do you want?

Dave, wake up, man,
listen to me, Dave

It's three o'clock in the mornin, what do you want?
Dave, Dave, would you listen to me?
Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep

Man!

Dave, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Dave

Look, look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I'm going to bed

RRAHHHH!

Ahhhhhh!

You! You!

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Ahhhhhh!

You!

RRAHHHH!

Mom! Answer me, Mom!

I'm your friend now, my mom!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
Happy Halloween!

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