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Song Parodies -> "You Think That I'm Weak"

Original Song Title:

"You Think You're a Man"

Original Performer:

Divine

Parody Song Title:

"You Think That I'm Weak"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Turn your back, and stand up right against me if you can
Turn your back, take one final blow to my gut, understand
Then back off from the greatest moron you have ever known
Now back off, but you told me you wanted to be getting thrown
By someone who can German suplex
Mister, you just made a big mistake.

You think that I'm weak, but I'm stronger than you
You think that I'm weak? No! I'll show off my brute
You think that I'm weak, but you just couldn't see
I'm still strong enough, you're weaker than me

Shut your mouth, don't say something bad that would catch my ear
Shut your mouth, go ahead and show mercy, but I'm still here
When you're down cold, you'll writhe in pain since no one's here to save you
You'll become down cold, you tried to make a fool of me, I'm coming through
No excuses, more abuses I'm gonna make
Mister, you just made a big mistake

You think that I'm weak, but I'm stronger than you
You think that I'm weak? No! I'll show off my brute
You think that I'm weak, but you just couldn't see
I'm still strong enough, you're weaker than me

(weak... you... weak... brute... weak... you... weak... brute...)

You think that I'm weak, but I'm stronger than you
You think that I'm weak? No! I'll show off my brute
You think that I'm weak, but you just couldn't see
I'm still strong enough, you're weaker than me

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Porfle Popnecker - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Good one.

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