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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Nessy"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

Disney's The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Nessy"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I swear! I seened her!!!!!! (LOL! JK!) P.S. This is also my first Disney parody. Not a huge breakthrough I know, but it's a milestone.
Verse 1: The photos are always blurry
Don’t matter who was the source
A monster who’s all pent up there
As if by a mystic force
I was one of Nessy’s skeptics
When I saw that Scottish place
A wonderful view so epic
She appeared before my face!

Chorus: I saw Nessy, I saw Nessy
No doubt I saw it, she’s prehistoric
Take it from me
Out in that lake I eyed that day
Under the waves she hides away
It was terrific, better than mythic
I saw Nessy!

Verse 2: When I tell my tale you’re laughing
They say it’s a giant seal
We’ll see who’s the last one laughing
When I prove that Nessy’s real
Cuz maybe if I get lucky
I’ll get a clear photograph
But gosh darn that water’s mucky
I just got its bottom half
Uh oh!

Chorus: I saw Nessy, I saw Nessy!
No bit domestic, she’s so majestic
A b-eau-ty
She’s one of life’s great mysteries
Nothing like her seven seas
Show you a montage, swear it’s no mirage
I saw Nessy! (I saw Nessy)

Chorus: I saw Nessy! (I saw Nessy!)
Swear I’m no bozo, I’ll snap a photo
Then you will see! (And then you will see-ee-ee!)
I’ll grab my cam and I will go
Snap a pic of that lake side show
I will not move at, all ‘til I prove that
I saw Nessy!

Bridge: Got fish in the pic
A frog and a log
This crap in my snap
Looks the same in fog
I fear it’s not clear
Or not in my shot
This lake’s gonna take all day
Need help with the kelp
The air caused a glare
I doubt I’ll back out
‘Til I prove she’s there
The mud and the murk
Make me seem the jerk
Then she shows up like, “Hey!”

[Nessy Montage]

Chorus: Yeah!
I saw Nessy! I saw Nessy!
When do figments have so much pigment?
No, I’m not crazy!
She’s like Big Foot and leprechauns
And she is as graceful as a swan
I’m getting fussy, my pictures fuzzy
I saw Nessy!

Each year return here
My pictures blur here
I saw Nessy!

Could you be blinder?
I swear I’ll find her
Stop being snobbish
I’ll become Scottish
Yeah, I will persist
Show that she exists
I saw Nessy!
June 14, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Glen S - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I have a special place in my heart for parodies of this song, and you did great, Blayde. Hard work to get through the whole thing. Especially liked the bridge, the closing and 'figment/pigment'
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Wow, what an underrated gem of a parody! I giggled profusely throughout. Kudos especially on the choruses and the tricky bridge.
Matthias - July 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm glad you pulled out this one Blaydeman cause I never seen a Disney parody done by you so this is a rare treat. I loved the topic and how you stayed true to throughout the whole song especially the list section which I would of talked about other creatures people try to find like UFOs and Bigfoot but the way you did it was even better
bobpiecheese - July 27, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Holy crap, that was brilliant! I'm especially impressed that you kept the internal rhyming in the bridge. 555 fuzzy photos!
Abbott Skelding - August 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice work! Surprisingly, I've never seen the Little Mermaid, but everyone knows this song (wouldn't it be funny to see a Nessie cameo in the movie? haha) A lot of funny lines here and you did a nice job keeping up with the pacing. Well done.

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