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Song Parodies -> "Paparazzi"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Sea"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Paparazzi"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The paparazzi isn't evil, just just a bunch of people trying to make a living who also get to take advantage of celebrities.... Now some celebrities they're evil...
"Ariel, Listen to me
The famous world, its distress
Job as paparazzi is better
Than anything they do up there"

The Celebs is always wieners
When their photo is at stake
You dream about being actor
But you'd be in sad remakes
Just look at the cameras "round you
It's like you that Olsen whore
Egomaniac folks surround you
You act and that's what you in for

Paparazzi, paparazzi
Working gets better with no fan letters
Free from groupies
With films of war, dey work all day
Doing own stunts, dey break a leg
While we are devoting shooting and gloating
Paparazzi, ha, ha, ha

Up there all de work is crappy
Co-staring with ass and troll*
Down here all de folks slap-happy
We glad cause it's Penthouse roll
But bitch with de troll is lucky
She in for a worser fate
One day when remaking Gigli
Guess Affleck has found a date

Uh, Oh!!!

Paparazzi, Paparazzi!!!
When Celebs meet us, tie us, and beat us
Like A. Jolie
We what the washouts love to hook
Paparazzi we always booked
Got no work troubles, we're printing doubles
Paparazzi (Paparazzi)
Paparazzi (Paparazzi)
Don't got to compete here, Avril retreats here
Quite Frequently (Quite Frequently-ee-ee-ee)
Even Madonna, and Britnay
You know they wanna become gay
We got the pictures, got no restrictors
Paparazzi

De Bush gave de push
J-Lo camera ho
Mike Moore made me snore "fore even de start
Hill Duff strunted stuff
Lohane's biggest fan
Kobe gave us fee for roll (Swish!)
Paris she can lay the fling with de zing
Tom Cruise strung on booze
Ozzy, well, he screams
Janet, n' Mike Jack
They're both friggen whack
This filled twelve cameras, whoa!!!

Yeah
Paparazzi
(Paparazzi)
Paparazzi!
(Paparazzi!!!)

See a celebrity, is a necessity
That's mula for me (Mula is for me)
What do they got some Golden Globes?
We got hot Pamela to disrobe
Each single print here, gives me a career
Paparazzi!

Rich trailer trash here, gives me some cash here
Paparazzi!

Each shot's for sale here, check's in the mail dear
I'm a sweet talker, also a stalker
Nope, There's no gloom here, back in darkroom here

PAPARAZZI!!!!!!!
*Shrek

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Stephen Harrington - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good, maybe I should get into that line of work.
John Barry - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Set that f stop at 555.
me - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
nice parody but those guys are worthless slime
Cat - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW! Very impressive Matthias, I was thinking of doing an Under The Sea parody myself, I'd better get cracking on it!
AFW - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
This clicks like a good camera...five shots
Stuart McArthur - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
great effort at this charming OS - and I loved all the pop culture references, matthias - 555
Scrawny Johnny - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, man, this is really good! An enjoyable and laughable read!!
Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job with a fun OS. 555
Chris Bodily TM - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great paro-dy! Great paro-dy! Great twist on Britney, notin' 'bout Whitney, you're higher than three. Why is it so funny to goof on Disney and use offensive language or offensive jokes? I mean, Letterman and SNL have both done jokes about Walt Disney's frozen head. SNL did the Journey to the Disney Vault featuring Song of the South. And there are a couple of dirty words in here that sound better from Sebastian Bach than Sebastian the Crab. THe lyrics were very clever and I'm still laughing about it. 555
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) No worries, mon!
Cat - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Rex - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL! Funny stuff.
Scathe - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Awesome.
Rick C - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Agrimorfee - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(slammin hollywood contest) This was one my top votes in April SOTM. Probably will be here, too.
Max Power - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - 555 snapshots of fun! :-)
bobpiecheese - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) (slammin hollywood) Nice. Maybe being 'whack' runs in the Jackson family...
Red Ant - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) + (Slammin' Hollywood) Lots of good lines here Matthias, I particularly liked "Ozzy, well, he screams", and, oddly enough, "worser". lol. 5s.
Stuart McArthur - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(slammin Hollywood) see above - excellent Matthias - like shooting fish in a barrel!
Johnny D - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Too f-stoppin' funny!
Phil Alexander - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
How did I miss this first time around? I've done "Under the sea" parodies, and paparazzi-bashers, so this really strikes a chord. Beautifully written, Matthias.
Stuart McArthur - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) what I said - great stuff, Matthias - and already I get to trott out my new acronym, GIWE - great idea well-executed (pity those paparazzi aren't)
Larry Hensley - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Another one I missed 'cause I was away, and it's a classic. 5s
Arwen - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I love anything that pokes fun at Hollywood...and this is no exception! Great job!
wannabemustangjockey - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is a (click) pretty cool (click click) parody of a (click) downright (click) annoying Disney (click) song. You've got the (click) invasiveness of the (click click click) media down (click) pat! Get those damn cameras outta here!
Peter Andersson - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Matthias, I catched this one first time around, see above, quite the different take from mine with the same title though. ;-)

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