Song Parodies -> Bunnies For Nursing
| Original Song Title: | "Money For Nothing" |
| Original Performer: | Dire Straits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bunnies For Nursing" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Hugh Hefner turns 80 in 2006. Happy birthday, Hef !
[ HEF: ]
"I want Vi... "
"I want Vi... "
"I want Viagra, please..."
( --- drum & guitar intro --- )
(Now) Look at that Playboy
That's the way you do it
You lay like Hefner on them round bed-sheets!
That ain't agin'
That's the way you do it
Bunnies for nursin' and (the) tricks for free!
(Now) That ain't aging
That's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, Hefner ain't dumb!
Bunny's little sister's on the Hefner-ator!
Hefner's little mister, (well) here he comes!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall pipe in your plumbin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-ator!"
"We must re-juve the rubbery geeze!"
See his little grotto with the girlies and the hot tub?
Yeah buddy, that's Hefner's lair!
He's got a grotto on his own jet airplane!
He's got a grotto almost everywhere!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall life in your lovin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-bater!"
"We must re-juve the buggering geeze!"
I shoulda start-ed
That girl-y mag!
I shoulda start-ed
Playboy, son!
Look at that Hefner, he got pipe an' silk pajamas!
Man, he sure has some fun!
Gets it up now, with what?
Viagra-Hoister?
Bangin' golden bozos like a teenage freak
Hef ain't agin'
Hefner plays a du-et
With some Bunnies who'll nurse 'im when he turns eight-y!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall stride in your strummin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-Satyr!"
"We must re-juve the slobbering geeze!"
(Now) That ain't aging
That's the way you do it
You pay the kitten on the M.D. fee!
That ain't agin'
That's the way you do it
Bunnies for nursin' and (the) tricks for free!
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
When ya turn eight-y! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
And (the) tricks for free! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
When ya turn eight-y! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
And (the) tricks for free! ("I want Viagra, please...")
"I want Vi... "
"I want Vi... "
"I want Viagra, please..."
( --- drum & guitar intro --- )
(Now) Look at that Playboy
That's the way you do it
You lay like Hefner on them round bed-sheets!
That ain't agin'
That's the way you do it
Bunnies for nursin' and (the) tricks for free!
(Now) That ain't aging
That's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, Hefner ain't dumb!
Bunny's little sister's on the Hefner-ator!
Hefner's little mister, (well) here he comes!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall pipe in your plumbin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-ator!"
"We must re-juve the rubbery geeze!"
See his little grotto with the girlies and the hot tub?
Yeah buddy, that's Hefner's lair!
He's got a grotto on his own jet airplane!
He's got a grotto almost everywhere!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall life in your lovin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-bater!"
"We must re-juve the buggering geeze!"
I shoulda start-ed
That girl-y mag!
I shoulda start-ed
Playboy, son!
Look at that Hefner, he got pipe an' silk pajamas!
Man, he sure has some fun!
Gets it up now, with what?
Viagra-Hoister?
Bangin' golden bozos like a teenage freak
Hef ain't agin'
Hefner plays a du-et
With some Bunnies who'll nurse 'im when he turns eight-y!
[ BUNNIES: ]
"We gotta in-stall stride in your strummin'!",
Buxom kittens, said with a wi-yi-yink!
"We must re-juve the, Hugh Hefner-Satyr!"
"We must re-juve the slobbering geeze!"
(Now) That ain't aging
That's the way you do it
You pay the kitten on the M.D. fee!
That ain't agin'
That's the way you do it
Bunnies for nursin' and (the) tricks for free!
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
When ya turn eight-y! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
And (the) tricks for free! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
When ya turn eight-y! ("I want Viagra, please...")
Bunnies for nursin' ("I want Vi... I want Vi... ")
And (the) tricks for free! ("I want Viagra, please...")
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Hugh Hefner's 80? And he doesn't look a day over 100... fun stuff, JD. As always :-)
hef hef hooray...thought this was gonna be about baby rabbits
: ) 5's
Is Hef still heftin' it? 5-5-5
Good Write stuff, here...funnies with the bunnies..
Thanks, Philbo, alvin, Adagio, JB, and AFW.
Great original idea JD :)
Thanks Peregrin! ;-)
Cool......really cool!
Why thank you, Mrs. Dilber. We really must do The Marley Mash sometime...
Who knows how he still has young girlfriends at his age, but funny parody. 5's
Thanks Larry.
Title of the day!
Q: Do you know why Heff has three girlfriends?
A: It takes two to lift him on and off the third!
Q: Do you know why Heff has three girlfriends?
A: It takes two to lift him on and off the third!
Brilliant and funny! 555
Thanks, Peter and Rick!
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