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Song Parodies -> "Phony White Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Diver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Phony White Nerd"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Phony white nerd
You've been gone too far, you're a nerd to me
Oh being more of a geek

Are you absurd?
Since you've made the cut in the white nerd scene
Oh don't you see what I mean

Nerdy everyday
Phony white nerd

Got action figures
Like the Power Rangers that are black and blue
As well as Star Wars and Star Trek too

Playing minesweeper
And calculus for fun, and learning Klingon
Sing your favorite theme song

Nerdy everyday, everyday

Phone white nerd
Got a darn account from MySpace
No need to look so disgraced

Jocks jocks
Jocks have desired
Make you feel the pain, well you know they're mean
Some things can be way obscene, yeah

Phony white nerd
You've been gone too far, you're a nerd to me
Oh being more of a geek

Are you absurd?
Since you've made the cut in the white nerd scene
Oh don't you see what I mean

Nerdy everyday, everyday
Nerdy everyday, everyday
Phony white nerd
Attract disaster
But your heart's pure
Yeah phony white nerd
Phony white nerd
Phony white nerd
Phony white nerd
Your caught in the middle of someplace else, phony white nerd
Oh phony white nerd
Phony white nerd
Anyways, anyways, anyways, come on

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