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Song Parodies -> "Elle Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Diver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Elle Driver"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly Adams

The Lyrics

This song is about the one eyed villain featured in the "Kill Bill" movies.
Elle Driver
You've been consumed by the loss of an eyeball rage
Oh you must poison Pai Mei

Ride the Corvette
On the way to Budd's for a Hanzo blade
Oh he thinks he will be paid

Gotta get that blade
Elle Driver

Shiny Diamond
Like the eye of a California Mountain Snake
The Mamba is coming for you (Look Out)

Race for the Bride's wing
You can whistle "Twisted Nerve" 'till you make your plight
Oh and tell Bill it's alright

Gotta get her someday-someway

Between your Hanzo fight
There's a truth about Pai Mei revealed
Within the blink of an eye
Life hands you a crappy deal

Elle Driver
You're the nurse of the masquerade
No need to look so betrayed

She'll pluck, pluck
Pluck out your eyeball
You can feel the heat as your socket bleeds
Some victories can never be seen

Repeat Verse 1

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Jim Moser - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Kudos Kimberly.
mumms pavlech - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW!!! Perfect!!!!
Jack Cassidy - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS is freaking hilarious - Tarantino would be proud! Very clever and funny, kudos for working in all of Daryl Hannah's character in , even the tune she whistles in volume one.

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