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Song Parodies -> "Farts are Breaking Windows"

Original Song Title:

"Faces in the Window"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

DIO

Parody Song Title:

"Farts are Breaking Windows"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

for those of you who don't know the OS, here' s a link: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/dio/faces-in-the-window.html Sorry, I could not find a video of the song.
Farts are Breaking Windows

Great big – smell bombs – smell bombs
I can fart all day
Then I'll just blast away
Ripping smells, heard
Ripping grilled curds

Freeps come - smelly
The fire farts, you die
Phew, ‘tracting all the flies

Open up the windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night
Farts that break the window

Big fart – heave ho!
And these farts all are mine
Creations from behind
Big fart, pressure!

I stink – fear me
My behind appalls
Yes, I can breeze you all

My farts have shattered windows
Gross ones in the night
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney rips one tight
Open up the windows

Great big smogger - fogger - skunker
Baked beaned sphincter - sphincter – sphincter

Farting out the window
Noses turn to right!
Gracious! Breaking wind, oh!
Hiney farts all night

Gracious, breaking wind oh! (4X)



Smell the fire farts, you die
And I rip one more, surprise!
Let the air, out the window
Farts are breaking windows

Big fart, heave ho! wind bovine
Just creations from behinds
Disgraced, I melt the pillow
Face is in the pillow

Farts are breaking windows (4X)


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Harry - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
looks like we've got a troll amidst the website hashing out ones.
AFW - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd dare anyone to read through this with an unwrinkled nose, but as fart parodies go, it's right up there...five vigorous hand waves
Jonathan S. - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but title switch and parody were hysterical. :)
Harry - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
and our resident "1" giver has made it 6-6-6 making it all the more childishly sinful. Very clever, anonymous one.
Harry - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan, and AFW. Farts are funny. and if I can get them into a song, I will hee hee.

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