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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Congressman Gebhardt"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow in the Dark"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dio

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Congressman Gebhardt"

Parody Written by:

Kev O'Keefe

The Lyrics

it seems this term will be Dich Gebhardt's, as he has no plans to run again..he's too busy eying the presidency, like EVERY democrat & their moms it seems
we were fighting, cause you're a big fat clown
we all see to an intolerable degreee
your cost on tax-payers did astound
don't find it tragic, not gonna be polite
you will fold, cause you're old
against the greatness of the right

so don't cry that you'll soon be bumming
soon be bereft of your little "throne"
goodbye Congressman Gebhardt

we're not lemmings, we are tired of your show
you have lied, we collide, you're denied
you'll be a no one when you go
it's my stricture,that you were bought by crime
don't you cry,don't you sigh
even nerds know you're slime

so don't cry that you'll soon be bumming
soon be bereft of your little "throne"
goodbye Congressman Gebhardt

it is frightning, that so long you were around
so i take glee,don't you see, it's a jubilee
you lost, we'll drive you outta town
don't find it tragic, not gonna be polite
your career will disappear
don't care if you're a millionaire

so don't cry that you'll soon be bumming
no chance that you can stay
soon be bereft of your little "throne"
goodbye Congressman Gebhardt

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Phil Alexander - January 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great to see a Rainbow in the Dark parody, and so nearly spot-on, too :-) Never heard of Gebhardt before, but I can kind of guess from the context. Nice one.

Phil
Dick - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
We shall triumph in 2008 :)

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