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Song Parodies -> "Cuticle World"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cuticle World"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

It's a cuticle world I work in
A "Fingernails 'R' Us"
Hideous meathooks like a rake
The way they crack and flake
Makes me want to cuss

It's a cuticle world
It's a cuticle world
It's a cuticle world
Screw you
Screw you
Screw you

It's a futile, dull effort trying
To make their digits gleam
Fingers that look like buzzard claws
When they present their paws
Makes me want to scream

It's a futile, dull world
It's a futile, dull world
It's a futile, dull world

What'd you do to these?
Uhh, were you scratching fleas?
Smelly girl with these Lee's pressed-on
Wet and hairy like a mastadon
Go 'way

It's a moot 'n' null point I'm making
These hags will never change
Chewing their nails like sewer rats
Paint them in splits and splats
Makes me act so strange

In a moot 'n' null world

I'm a dutiful girl
An inscrutable girl
In a moot 'n' null world
Sniff glue
Fling poo

No tip for me!

It's a moot 'n' null world
It's a futile dull world
It's a cuticle world

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