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Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Whiff It"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Disclaimer: this parody is intended as a spoof of drug use, not an endorsement of it. (You never know who might take something like this seriously!)
Crack is hip!
Slip it past your lip
Suck in a bunch
Smoke it after lunch

When I'm feeling uninspired
I invoke it
Or if I'm way too freakin' wired
Gotta smoke it
No batteries required
Simply toke it

Now whiff it
In your face
To your lungs
Be stiff
Get crackin'
It's your brain
Go on, infect it
Don't hesitate
To whiff it
Whiff it good

When the dealer comes around
You must buy it
If a new kind can be found
You must try it
Rob your mom to pay
You can deny it

Gotta whiff it
Yes, you should
It's terrific
Crack is good

Crack is hip!
Use your kung fu grip
Puff on a pipe
Huff it till you're hyped

When the sermon goes too long
Then you whiff it
Before the choir's final song
Tend to whiff it
Your skull is like a gong
When you whiff it

Now whiff it
Really deep
Suck it in
Puff, Daddy
Self inflate
Just inhalate it
It's crackin', mate
So whiff it

Up your nose
Huff it up
Get bent
Go flaccid
It's your head
Go on, now wreck it
Don't immolate
Just whiff it
Whiff it good

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm addicted-555!!! You gave me an idea!
Porfle Popnecker - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
That sounds interesting...
John Barry - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Crackerjack parody.
Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
A variation of this parody already done for tomorrow- thanks Porfle for the inspiration :)
Porfle Popnecker - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB! Rob--I'll be there, aloha.
WCJ - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
"Etched" and "stoned" Great one Porfle! :-)
WCJ - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh and I gave you 555! ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh and thanks!

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