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Song Parodies -> "Whippet"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Devo

Parody Song Title:

"Whippet"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

I've got a whippet. He's so cute.
Rubbish tip
Gives my dog the s***s
He isn't black
He ain't goin' back

Well, I got another dog
Who's a whippet
He sleeps like a log
That's a whippet
He wouldn't harm a frog
Not the whippet

My whippet
He's in shape
Shapin' up
Back's straight
Straight forward
Behavior
The smell detector
It's not too late
For whippet
Whippet dog

Well, he really loves to play
That's my whippet
Basset hounds are gay
Not the whippet
Doesn't run away
That's not my whippet

Love my whippet
Whippet dog
Love my whippet
Whippet dog

Rubbish tip
Gives my dog the s***s
He isn't black
He ain't goin' back

Well, I got another dog
Who's a whippet
He sleeps like a log
That's a whippet
He wouldn't harm a frog
Not the whippet

My whippet
He's in shape
Shapin' up
Back's straight
Straight forward
Behavior
The smell detector
It's not too late
For whippet
Whippet dog
Now, not everything in this song is neccesarily true, but I hope you get the idea.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Stephen aka Step-chan - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Kinda cute. For that you get 5s.
carol - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
what Stephen said. 5's
Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
What Carol said about what Step-chan said. "Basset hounds are gay" appeased to my sense of political incorrectness as well.
Agrimorfee - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Surprised that you didn't mention how fast the bugger runs (surprised to hear yours doesn't !). For the uninformed, the whippet is similar to a greyhound---built for speed, and streamlined.
Ned Riley - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
To Agrimorfee: Oh dear god, I forgot to mention how fast he is! Ah well.

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