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Song Parodies -> "Crack My Hip"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Crack My Hip"

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The Lyrics

Cracked my hip
Walk with a limp
Slipped down on the street
Lousy on my feet

Ah- now walking makes me groan
You can't grip it
And the problems still unknown
Think I've chipped it
Somethings up with my bone
Once I'd hit it

Now I've slipped it
Out of shape
Broke the bone
Can't turn
In pain
Help me out
try to prevent it
it's way too late
Cause my left hip
Isn't good

No more dancing like elvis
May of split it
Cause I've damaged my pelvis
I can't not twist it
No more walking round today
Until they fix it

I'm so withered
Hit it good

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
344. Pretty funny, but pacing way off on a couple of lines, and the rhyming pattern was different.

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