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Song Parodies -> "Whippet"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

I have nothing against this particular breed of dog, but the temptation of the name was too good to pass up!
All that poop
Never see a scoop
Watchdog don't watch
Nips my husband's crotch

Now my neighbor has a pet
It's a whippet
And it's not been neutered yet
It's a whippet
Strikes terror at the vet
It's a whippet

That whippet
Always begs
Sloppy tongue
Humps my leg
Scares children
Chases bikes
Ate our flowers
And drank our keg
That whippet
Whippet dog

When it's night and in the dark
It's the whippet
He will never fail to bark
Yes, the whippet
I'll hide his body in the park
I'll get that whippet

Hate that whippet!
Whippet dog

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 13

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Diva - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome Mari, This was a cute parody! =)
Johnny D - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, Mari ! Whippets look like miniature Greyhounds - betcha' your average whippet could give your average Jack Russell Terrier a run for its Alpo-money! 5-5-5
David Chrenko - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Decided to check out your "golden oldies". This is really funny stuff, and deserves to make the rounds again.
jeremias - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
well, a whippet dog behaves not that way ;-)
debo - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Stupid. Not even close to what a whippet is like. Do some research and you might want to change the lyrics to be more accurate and perhaps even funny. As it is now, you've described the wrong dog.
Mike - July 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute parody. I have owned two whippets... very gentle, quiet dogs. Each dog varies greatly in its playfulness and intelligence. I've been unsuccessful, mostly, in soliciting barks from either dog.
MrDGaS - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment

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