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Song Parodies -> "Just Can't Get It Up"

Original Song Title:

"Just Can't Get Enough"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Just Can't Get It Up"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I hate to borrow from others' ideas, but this was just too good to pass up....
When I'm with you baby
I can't get any head
Cause I just can't get it up
Cause I just can't get it up
All the things you do to me
You rub it till it's red
But I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up

We slip and slide when we try to f***
And I just can't seem to get it up in

We try together
We're trying till I'm beat
Cause I just can't get it up
Cause I just can't get it up
Everytime I think of you
I have to stroke my meat
But I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up

It's getting hotter
Still a flaccid love
Cause I just can't seem to get it up in

And when it strains
You're going down on me
But I just can't get it up
But I just can't get it up
Queer like a rainbow
Feeling a bit funny
Cause I just can't get it up
Cause I just can't get it up

Should call the doctor
He'll give me pills for love
Cause I just can't seem to get it up in

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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it, but maybe "I just canīt get it down" would have been more original. (Or easier for me to relate too). ;-)
Tom Bowman - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
lol very hilarious :)
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Know and Tom... :)

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