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Song Parodies -> "Corporations are People"

Original Song Title:

"People are People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Corporations are People"

Parody Written by:

Marc Lisevich

The Lyrics

...So why should it be..?
Corporations are people
So why should it be?
I can't go ahead
and incorporate me.

So we have different trademarks
And we're different beings
And different corporations have
Different needs

It's obvious they hate Obama
Though he's done nothing wrong
Except appoint his corporate buddies
And just play along

I can't understand
what
makes a really good business plan
Help me understand

Corporations are people
So why should it be?
I can't go ahead
and incorporate me.

(Help me understand)

Now your merging and
your foreclosing on me
I'm relying on
Derivatives and high trading frequency

So far it hasn't surfaced but
I'm sure exists
It takes just a little bit
Of money to buy off all of Congress

I can't understand what
makes a really good business plan
Help me understand

Corporations are people
So why should it be?
I can't go ahead
and incorporate me
Copyright Marc Lisevich 2014

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