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Song Parodies -> "Locked Inside A Trunk"

Original Song Title:

"Just Can't Get Enough"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Locked Inside A Trunk"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

pretty self-explanatory.
Verse 1: Cleaning out the attic
I didn’t know I’d find
It was a giant trunk
A great big wooden trunk
Leaned in closer to inspect
And see what’s lost inside
I never would have thunk
I’d find some antique junk
I slip and slide, then I fall with a clunk
And I seemed to have been locked inside, ah!

Verse 2: The lock won’t shatter
I’m knocking on the lid
So I’m locked inside the trunk
And I think I might be sunk
There’s no space I have to move
With ancient toys for kids
Darn all this antique junk
Toy soldier up my bum
It’s getting hotter
I am burning up
And I just can’t seem to bust this trunk, ugh!

[Instrumental break: struggling to escape the trunk]

Bridge: Stuck inside this trunk
With all this worthless junk
And feeling really dumb
With tchotchkes in my bum
I fell in with a clunk
I might be slightly drunk
This day has really stunk
And this chest smells like skunk
This could be called a funk
I might be really sunk
Escape class I would flunk
Houdini was a punk!
I try to keep my spunk
But there’s no room to krump
I try to punch the trunk
That Kill Bill trick debunked

Verse 3: The aching pains
Are searing my body
So I think I’ve had enough
Please come save me from this trunk
I feel the trunk lift
Forgot that I’m moving
So the movers take the trunk
And they load it in the truck
I scream and bellow
But it’s not good enough
So I’ll move to China in this trunk, oh!

Outro: I found a wooden trunk
Got locked inside with junk
I wouldn’t be so sunk
If I was not so drunk
The trunks thrown in the truck
Those speed bumps really suck
I reach the airport muck
Then loaded in the duct
The plane took off with punch
Will they still serve me lunch?
Think I heard my leg crunch
But that is just a hunch
This could be called a funk
I might be really sunk
Escape class I would flunk
Houdini was a punk!
I try to keep my spunk
But there’s no room to krump
I try to punch the trunk
That Kill Bill trick debunked

[Fade out]
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Matthias - May 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Pretty funny with some good rhymes but I wish there was some closure to this story. Kinda left on a downer because the poor guy is still stuck inside of that trunk and he'll probably die in there because how long can you live with just a bunch of old junk to survive on. Maybe I'm reading too much into this but I would have liked an ending to this tale.
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I never would have tried doing this track, with all of its repetiveness. Good job on subbing that line so many times. I was really fearing a boring , one-joke parody from that title, but that was good.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If only the last eight lines weren't copied from a previous verse, the parody might've had a happy ending. Valiant effort with this song, 555-worthy, but a revised ending would've improved this immensely.
Max Power - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that urban legend about the missing bride, a sad story.
Abbott Skelding - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
A lot of funny lines, and a lot of great rhymes in here. Definitely a task to spoof this song as repetitive as it is, but you managed to do a great job with this. Nice work!

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