Come with me,
To the hair dressers,
You’ll sit on the seat
And lose your long tresses,

Would be good,
Shave it to the wood,
Let’s change your style,
Just for a while,

Let me see you clipped down to the scalp,
Let me see you clipped down to the scalp.

Cousin It,
Has nothing on this,
I’m eating your gel,
I taste when we kiss.

Lose hair bands,
Cut back all the strands,
Get it out the way,
Starting from today.

Let me see you clipped down to the scalp,
Let me see you clipped down to the scalp.

Let me see you make decisions,
With your full range of vision,
Let me hear you speaking clearly.

Let me see you clipped down to the scalp.

Let me hear you speaking clearly.

Let me see you clipped down to the scalp,
Let me hear you speaking clearly.