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Song Parodies -> "But Squat Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"But not Tonight"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"But Squat Tonight"

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The Lyrics

Oh god, I'm straining
And it's not containing
It's spilling out and smelling ripe
The farts as I sigh
Have smeared in my eye
I'm fighting all day... and night

And I haven't seen it this size... in years

Thrust every way
For it may take all day
I'm gonna pay for my constipation always
I bend as I stare
I was not aware
How good it feels to heave... tonight

And I haven't felt so much slide... in years

My mooooon
Is shaking off a pie
Reminding me
Of so many taco bites

Guess I'll squat all tonight

Colon inflaming
My tendons are spraining
I'll never eat bran with regret
Sneer as I groan
Bruised my tailbone
I feel the misery while prone tonight

And a half a pound grows inside... in years

My mooooon
Is shaking off a pie
Reminding me
Of so many taco bites

When my rectum is so red
I'll eat bananas instead
But squat tonight

[sounds of groaning in harmony]

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Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and sick simultaneously! 555
MrMacphisto - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick... :)
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