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Song Parodies -> "Spank the Monkeys"

Original Song Title:

"Shake the Disease"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Spank the Monkeys"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

The trials and tribulations of a zookeeper.
[sounds of moaning and chimpanzees squealing]

I'm not going to pick their fleas
If they're gonna jump for me
Can't you see the chimpanzees
Are getting horny?
Well, I'll do what I should
Fight as hard as you can
My mind is made up for good
To make them see
It's important for decency

[talking to the monkeys]

"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"

Spank the monkey [4x]

Some lemurs choose to pee
Making visitors wetter
Now that I've noticed,
They'll start acting much better
Yeah, there's one thing to do
And I've said before
That I know it's taboo
When I get there
They better be prepared

"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"

Spank the monkey [4x]

[more sounds of moaning and lemurs screeching]

[3x]
"Sit down and pee
And don't throw your poo.
Stop being nosy
When people bring food.
You know how hard that it will be;
I'll spank you, monkeys.
I'll spank you 'till you're numb
Until you're begging me, 'please!'"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it...PETA might frown though...5s
Royce Miller - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if I've ever commented on a parody of yours, but I thank you for your comments on quite a few of mine, and sorry for my oversight. This particular parody, I DKTOS but it seems well done.
Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! 555
Red Ant - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS again, but I noticed the one yesterday "Master & Baiter". I suppose you have heard the recorded parody of "Macarena" called "Masturbata"? If not I suggest atleast looking at the lyrics. No double-entendres there.
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
One of my fave DM songs, and a wonderful parody. I'll be singing this all day tomorrow! 555
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, I agree... Maybe PETA needs a spanking too. Royce, thanks for the comment; this is kind of an obscure song, so I don't blame you for not knowing it. It was much bigger in the U.K. than in America. Thanks, Rick. :) Red, I'll definitely check out Masturbata. Kristof, thanks; this is one of my fave DM songs as well.
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO. 555 spanks for your monkey, or your PETA :-).
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee... :)
master and servant - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
bye bye bye

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