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Song Parodies -> "Pour Some Water on Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Lappard

Parody Song Title:

"Pour Some Water on Me"

Parody Written by:

BasementBoy

The Lyrics

(from the "eyes" of a plant)
I am a flower and I need a shower.
To give me some strength to give me power.
Feelin pretty dry think I might even die
If I don't get any help from the sky.
Get out the hose and spray it on your rose.
Use H20 and your flower grows.
Don't be mean and keep me real clean.
Sprinkle it on me so I stay green.
Yeah... Yeah
Get a bottle, fill it up,
Put it on, your tulips....

Pour some water on me
oooooo Cuz I'm a plant
Pour some water on me
Because I can't.
Pour some water on me
Can't get enough.
I'm a pretty, nice and cute. From my stigma down to my root.

I need a little spray, if you want me okay.
To give to your mama on mother's day.
I don't want to harden, so you better get startin.
And water all the plants in this lovely garden.
The bees are takin my pollen, my petals are fallin.
If there was a flower 911 I'd be callin.
Forever I've waited, and forever you'll be hated.
If I end up dying of dehydrated.
Get a bottle, fill it up,
Put it on, your tulips....

Pour some water on me
oooooo Cuz I'm a plant
Pour some water on me
Because I can't.
Pour some water on me
Can't get enough.
I'm a pretty, nice and cute. From my stigma down to my root.

Get a bottle, fill it up,
Put it on, your tulips....

Pour some water on me
oooooo Cuz I'm a plant
Pour some water on me
Because I can't.
Pour some water on me
I can't get enough
Pour some water on me
oooooo Cuz I'm a plant
Pour some water on me
Because I can't.
Pour some water on me
ooooooooooo
Pour some water on me
yeah yeah

WATER ME
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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan S. - April 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, it's Def LEPPARD, no LAPPARD.

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