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Song Parodies -> "Exploded"

Original Song Title:

"Loaded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deacon Blue

Parody Song Title:

"Exploded"

The Lyrics

This one's dedicated - if that's the right word - to the repulsive Mr. Creosote, from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life. It came about because I couldn't think of another word that rhymed with "loaded" and somehow Mr. Creosote was the first image that came into my head.
You eat and you munch, you scoff, you gobble up all things
Sometimes I think you never will get full
I've got a feeling it's coming back to get you
It's just fate when you're sitting there, surrounded by food

I've got this food (got this food, got this food)
That I must serve you (serve you)
And I'll serve it (serve it, serve it)
On plates till last course

I've got to warn you
I don't think you quite care
Just you eat - you're exploding
Your body's just everywhere
I think I'll warn you
But I don't think you'll care
All you eat - you're exploding
Your insides just everywhere

"Cause you munch and you eat and you chew and you swallow and digest about everything
And you love all this food and you cannot imagine diets
And you order these dishes - I don't know quite you eat them so
No one else like you could eat this much food

You ordered food (ordered food, ordered food)
And I must serve you (serve you)
Yes, I'll serve it (serve it, serve it)
On plates till last course

The one thing I know is
I've tried to warn you
And I don't think you care
"Cause you ate, you exploded

(instrumental break)

Now I can't tell you
You're gone so you can't care
You can't eat - you've exploded
Dinner is everywhere
We've got to clean up
Mop up all by ourselves
Can't eat more - you exploded
Insides are over there

I can't believe it
Diners have just walked out
Not surprised - they're revolted
You went bang all over there
I'll get newspaper
Find another new job
I'm fed up - I can't take it
Customer all over there

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