Song Parodies -> Beergut Theme
| Original Song Title: | "Baywatch Theme" |
| Original Performer: | David Hasselhoff |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beergut Theme" |
| Parody Written by: | Bigup Funkmasta |
Some people drink just a shandy
Afraid to put on extra pounds
But me I'll drink Vodka and Brandy
As long as it's never my round
Don't you worry, you're gonna lose your sight
Cause I'm putting on weight, it's due to the beer that's inside
I'll be plastered
I'll be plastered
No more speedo's
No more speedo's
I'm so plastered
My tum's hanging over my shorts and it looks such a sight
In us we all had the Lager
At the aftershow party
Pamela stripped tried to seduce me
Not knowing I'm not Tommy Lee
No I'm Hasselhoff, there's no more Baywatch on
We've all let ourselves go since being on BBC1
Sandy buttocks
Sandy buttocks
No more of that
No more of that
Sandy buttocks
Sand gets in places, you don't wanna see
Cause I'm putting on weight, since being on BBC1
Oohhhh!
No more running
No more suning
Through sandy shores
On warm hot beach
No more running
I'm not quite as healthy, as I used to be
We're not as successful, as we used to be
Afraid to put on extra pounds
But me I'll drink Vodka and Brandy
As long as it's never my round
Don't you worry, you're gonna lose your sight
Cause I'm putting on weight, it's due to the beer that's inside
I'll be plastered
I'll be plastered
No more speedo's
No more speedo's
I'm so plastered
My tum's hanging over my shorts and it looks such a sight
In us we all had the Lager
At the aftershow party
Pamela stripped tried to seduce me
Not knowing I'm not Tommy Lee
No I'm Hasselhoff, there's no more Baywatch on
We've all let ourselves go since being on BBC1
Sandy buttocks
Sandy buttocks
No more of that
No more of that
Sandy buttocks
Sand gets in places, you don't wanna see
Cause I'm putting on weight, since being on BBC1
Oohhhh!
No more running
No more suning
Through sandy shores
On warm hot beach
No more running
I'm not quite as healthy, as I used to be
We're not as successful, as we used to be
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