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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Whores"

Original Song Title:

"China Girl"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger Whores"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

A song about Tiger Woods hookers. TEAM ELIN!
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods

He got away from Elin, with Tiger's whores
In a car wreck with his wife, made some Tiger whores
I hear her heart beating, sad as music
Saw marriage crashing

Media's a mess cuz of many Tiger Whores
He wakes up in the morning. Where's his many Tiger Whores?
I hear their heart's beating, I still wonder
I saw his car crashing OWWW!

I'm feelin' furious like I'm Bill O'Reilly
When I look at his Tiger whores
"I could pretend that Elin never meant too much
When I look at my Tiger whores"

They're sprinting into town cuz they're the TMZ
Tiger Woods is way way dead
Plans for everyone
It's in the pit of my soul

"My many Tiger whores
You wanna mess with me
I'll ruin everything I am
I'll sully my image
I'll make my Elin blue
I'll be the man who owns the media world"

And when he gets invited
His many Tiger whores say
Oh Tiger just you shut your mouth
He says... shh
She says... shh
They say
They say

And when he gets invited
His many Tiger whores say
Oh Tiger just you shut your mouth
And when he gets invited
His many Tiger whores say
Oh Tiger just you shut your mouth
He says... shh
They say

Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods
Oh oh oh ohoo nubby Tiger Woods

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Christie Marie M - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on the Tiger Woods scandal! http://topgelato.com/tiger-woods-affair-update-complete-list-of-mistresses-linked-to-tiger-woods/12096. This tells all about Tiger's mistresses! This is one "tiger" that belongs in the wild!

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